#nowl

Every time i see someone hating a popular Man CharacterTM i feel justified in hating them ten times more

i genuinely have such a DISLIKE for detective noel like. maybe it’s because of the #lesbian i don’t find him attractive. at all. every time i remember him i only feel a slight crinkling in my chest. like. random man please leave me alone.

ffoog sighs dreamily i hate noel

Someone hell me i was forced to be reminded of noel’s existence several times today :(

i should block the noel tag. but then who could fill the gaping hole in my heart reserved for the sole purpose of disliking him 😞

i hate noel more than a sunrise hates the sunset i hate noel more than a worm hates the sensation of bird claws on its tiny pink skin more than oil hates water and more than the cloud hates rain droplets more than the eyes of a doe hate night and the stars hate the rays of the sun more than a door hates its handle and death hates a roach. more than logic hates feeling and flower petals hate shoes more than a snake hates its own skin and a ghost hates being