#nowhere-302

u come into my house and make me dig into my ass???

well do i have a deal for you,

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MILES

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Sexuality Headcanon: he has homosexuality disease

Gender Headcanon: male and saucy bossy

A ship I have with said character: cameramen share batteries if u know what i mean ;)

A BROTP I have with said character: his harry mason kinning

jk jk (only like. a tad)

miles and his bitterness, his notes should be placed in the fucking smithsonian

A NOTP I have with said character: murkoff and the asylum

A random headcanon: it’s not polite to look at me about this, but he’s left handed, and i am never accepting nor acknowledging criticisms in regards to my person or opinions at any given time

that said,

he gets mad hay fever in the spring and summer and worse: grew up more along the countryside, so all that tall grass and dead straw and tall grass was really something to look forward to

he also has gotten his jeans tailored and has never been so shocked, somewhat disappointed and disgusted in himself, and hateful that if he gets new jeans in the future, those fuckers are gonna have be tailored, too. get a pair of fuckin wranglers tailored once and now a guy’s spoiled

tho tbh he has maybe four pairs of jeans. used to have more. liked to be fashion forward, y’know. but seriously he doesn’t need all those jeans. unless they’re tailored.

General Opinion over said character: kiss me with your neck hole i’m gay

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WAYLON

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(always makes me think of waylon jones. killer croc, baby, if you’re out there,

Sexuality Headcanon: fuckin gaylord

Gender Headcanon: fellas this one’s a trans

A ship I have with said character: gently arranges three cameras in a gay little row, then adds a mug that reads COFFEE

A BROTP I have with said character: waylon/conspiracy theories/converse

A NOTP I have with said character: waylon/the fuzz

A random headcanon: he’s the type of dude that tries to run DOOM on ridiculous pieces of technology. he’s doing his best to cover all the bases he doesn’t think people have covered yet. what if he ran DOOM in League of Legends? what if he could run DOOM on a wireless landline phone? what if. just, what if, tho

was once a Vans shoes loyalist until he overcame his snooty hipster opinion about converse and never looked back. he didn’t wear Vans bc he skateboarded, just bc they looked cool.

maybe he’ll actually sack up and learn to skateboard someday. or ride his razor scooter that he bought 6 years ago and then got really intimidated by young kids absolutely wrecking the game 

General Opinion over said character: dumb dramatic little baby man. this isn’t your dramatic My Immortal knockoff fanfic writing time. get a hold of yourself. take some ibuprofen. eat a banana. i love you

Botanical Headcanons; (Still Accepting)

lilac :   what was your muse’s childhood like ?   how has their upbringing affected them as they’ve aged ?

[She never really had much of a childhood. She was raised by the community and by Knoth after her mother died in childbirth, but no one ever really parented her. Her basic needs were met, but she wasn't loved. Knoth appreciated her only for what she could do for him and for the cult. She was intelligent even as a child and very aware of the world around her, and he definitely saw the potential in her and actively tried to mold her into someone who could be his second in command someday. Because of this she's much more educated than the average person in Temple Gate and a lot more knowledgeable on the inner workings of the cult. 

Though her gender was never accepted or acknowledged within Knoth's cult, especially not as a child when she hadn't even figured it out for herself, everyone always knew she was different. Gender roles were deeply ingrained in the culture of Temple Gate and she was always caught in the middle of them.

She was expected to act like a "man," to be strong and intelligent and never show weakness, yet she was never granted any "boys will be boys" leeway. Her femininity landed her in a motherly role very early on; someone who could handle "woman's work" without (in Knoth's eyes) actually having to put a woman in a position of power. She was always given more responsibility than anyone else, expected to excel at any task given to her. 

She's stronger as a result of her strict upbringing, able to handle anything that's thrown at her. Failure has never been an option. She doesn't know what it feels like to have a day off, to not be responsible for everyone around her. It's really not good for her mental health, but she's equipped for survival.]

peony :   what would a   ‘  happy life  ’   look like in your muse’s eyes ?

[I'm not sure that she could even imagine that. Too much of what makes her happy contradicts everything else. She'd be happy with her deceased children still alive; but she wouldn't be happy staying with Knoth's cult, and there's no leaving and taking the kids with her. She's spent her whole life in lose/lose situations, always trying to predict which path will lead to the smaller of two tragedies.