KTET INTERNAL MEMO....

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2/14/2XXX

   DPS requests that under NO circumstances should anyone, not even the sheriffs office, go to the crash site. A federal agency are the only people authorized to go anywhere near it. The Weather Service has already sent out a civil danger warning. Jesus Christ. Lord. This is actually happening. Do not FUCKING let anyone get to her. DO NOT FUCKING LET THEM FIND HER. LET THE AGENTS TAKE CARE OF HER. You people don’t understand what they’ll do if they find out she’s here. DO NOT TOUCH HER, DO NOT GO NEAR HER, DO NOT BREATHE NEAR HER, DO NOT EXIST.

Jesus Christ. Lord. Jesus Christ. Lord. JESUS CHRIST. LORD. JESUS CHRIST. LORD. JESUS CHRIST. LORD.

Hello! I'm Kuru Kuru! I'm the mascot for Circle Industries! One of the leading innovators of interactive technology, medicine, and e-commerce worldwide!

Founded in Ōita, Japan, in response to the worldwide GMHO boom, Circle Pharmaceuticals aimed to provide relief to ailments common to this wonderful subset of the population!

…And soon expanded to innovations in software with the rise of the personal computer!

Circle Industries then had partnerships with American investors, allowing for more diversity in output! Soon they expanded into e-commerce, peer to peer file sharing, and social media!

…Circle Industries is truly worldwide! In the digital and physical world!

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