#loreforever

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   DPS requests that under NO circumstances should anyone, not even the sheriffs office, go to the crash site. A federal agency are the only people authorized to go anywhere near it. The Weather Service has already sent out a civil danger warning. Jesus Christ. Lord. This is actually happening. Do not FUCKING let anyone get to her. DO NOT FUCKING LET THEM FIND HER. LET THE AGENTS TAKE CARE OF HER. You people don’t understand what they’ll do if they find out she’s here. DO NOT TOUCH HER, DO NOT GO NEAR HER, DO NOT BREATHE NEAR HER, DO NOT EXIST.

Jesus Christ. Lord. Jesus Christ. Lord. JESUS CHRIST. LORD. JESUS CHRIST. LORD. JESUS CHRIST. LORD.

Hello! I'm Kuru Kuru! I'm the mascot for Circle Industries! One of the leading innovators of interactive technology, medicine, and e-commerce worldwide!

Founded in Ōita, Japan, in response to the worldwide GMHO boom, Circle Pharmaceuticals aimed to provide relief to ailments common to this wonderful subset of the population!

…And soon expanded to innovations in software with the rise of the personal computer!

Circle Industries then had partnerships with American investors, allowing for more diversity in output! Soon they expanded into e-commerce, peer to peer file sharing, and social media!

…Circle Industries is truly worldwide! In the digital and physical world!

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This concludes our broadcast day. KTET welcomes you to join us bright and early tomorrow, God Bless-

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America's GMHO population is as diverse as the country itself! All walks of life, coast to coast!

This program is brought to you by "Circle Pharmaceuticals!" Always around to alleviate your ailments! GMHO or not!

This concludes our broadcast day. God Bless America....

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The bombs have dropped, the **** have surrendered, and the citizens of Planet Earth have been made aware of the destructive power of the atomic bomb.

In the aftermath, the ******** government started experiments on willing citizens in order to subdue the effects of radiation should a nuclear conflict break out.

Three months in, subjects started to develop strange powers in three categories: ****, ****, and *********.

At a UN hearing for ******** war crimes, months of experiments and their findings were disclosed.

Most major world powers started their own programs in fear of conflict.

The age of the GMHO was created.