You’ll know ‘em when you meet ‘em, so see how many boxes you can tick before they inevitably block you or get blocked!

For some people age isn't a huge factor, but my first response should have indicated that I am not one of those people

Straight white boys being utterly clueless and ignorant of the fact that you don't want to talk to them until you literally have to spell it out for them, and even then they continue to pester you and ask dumb questions instead of just leaving you alone. This is the entire interaction, start to finish. I was purposefully unwelcoming to this stranger showing up on my kik and he was OBLIVIOUS

🎶 You can’t always get what you want 🎵 #notokcupid

I don’t get paid enough for this. #notokcupid

Brb meeting the girl of my dreams #notokcupid

Boi you are not worth pausing last night’s SNL. #notokcupid