#notaneskimo

[dies--almost--laughing at that.]

... .. AHAHAHAHAHA! Holy shit .. s-seriously? th-that .. AHAH! 

Alright, let's take a look see--

      Baiken;

She's a Tasmanian devil just because she's easy to piss off and fights all the time. Bitch doesn't know when to quit. *Doesn't like to be petted. She'll bite your hand off if you get too close, seriously. 

      Izaya;

A cat. It has nothing to do with being lazy, he's just a cunning son of a bitch. He likes to paw at any potentially dangerous thing until it gets riled up and he runs off. He's kinda skittish for all that obnoxious mewing. *Likes playing tag.

      Nezumi;

He squints skeptically, lip curled. Usually he wouldn't care to humor Izaya, he was a little shit-stain albeit fairly amusing sometimes.

That didn't eliminate the impending paranoia that this wasn't going to help his bitter mood.

"Izaya-san, I can't really do that for you."

Modern technology;                 Although it wasn't easy for the mun to determine at one point, the Naruto world actually is a combination of modern technology and feudal era Japan. They have electricity for all the basic living necessities. Communication is done with a sort of telepathic jutsu, head sets, delivery pigeons or word of mouth, so he probably isn't familiar with cell phones. Computers are also uncommon for that reason.