Historical Cats: ThunderClan
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A silky-furred cat smelling of cedar smoke stalks the trees giving way to tall grasses and wildflowers. The dying sun twinkles in his eyes; his dark eyes narrow to slits in response. The Grand Herd grazes, ruddy-backed fawns frolicking after damselflies, their mothers chatting idly about their spring, the young stags patrolling the meadow to assure the does of their safety. On the brow of a hillock, framed by Horoaâs tired reddened eye, stands the Thousand-Crowned Lord of the Wood, Grand Hart Braveheart Gloryson, called by his closest companions the matronym âMossyhornâ.
This is the one the cat had been looking for. He trots towards the nearest stag-scout with his plumy tail held high.
âBeg pardon,â he trills in Cud-talk. When the stag-scout acknowledges the cat, he asks, âI wish to speak with the Grand Hart. Iâve heard tell heâs a scholar and I wish to exchange stories.â
The stag-scoutânow joined by two of his brethren, bored from yet another dusk of no thunderstick shrieksâtrots back to his lord to request the audience.
The cat is accepted and escorted by the stag-scout whoâd found him to the hillock, and after he entertained the Grand Hart, his companions, and the eavesdropping does and bucks with a series of badger tales of the mundane hijinxs featuring a boar and a sow with a thousand children in their labyrinthine sett, the Grand Hart tells him his requested knowledge.
Great cats from the Storm-Cat Clan.
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Leafstorm
There is a piece of land that two of these Clans have fought over for generations. Sunningrocks, I believe it is called. I assume there is much there of great value, if itâs right to endlessly battle for it. And one of the Storm-Cat Clanâs legendary figures was a femaleâtheir own version of a grand hart, if you can believe itâwho was there when the Great-Antlered Elks recarved the path of the river dividing the Storm-Cat Clan from the River-Cat Clan.
This was before the Clans of the Vale gave their grand cat honorary titles as part of their name. Those that hear of her today would likely call her Leafstar out of respect (though I thought they placed great importance on getting a name right, but thatâs a cat for you). Even through all this time, all these generations and cultural changes and severe events, not one grand cat has held on to Sunningrocks as long as Leafstorm did. To her credit, indeed, she lived long enough that she would have been retired by force, and up âtil her death, the River-Cat Clan could not sink their claws into the earth and hold on.
I heard once that her second-in-command lost Sunningrocks fairly quickly once they became grand cat. This fails to surprise me. Hardly ever does an added second part of a story end well.
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Maplestar
Topically, I believe there was once a great to-do over who succeeded a grand cat in the early eras of the Clans of the Vale. Some had their children succeed them, others were voted in by the entire colony⌠there was no pattern or law dictating what was to happen when a grand cat died. This cat changed that.
She was the second-cat (how would one say second-stag? And of a female!), and the only one she bowed to faded away from ageâa lucky being, if ever there was one in this world of death. His son tried to claim his place, citing their blood-connection as proof of his right (his hallowed right, of course) for the position. Maplestar (as she would come to be known) stepped up to the sonâs challenge, and through a brief civil war won her crown and became grand cat. It helped thatâbafflinglyâthe majority of the Storm-Cat Clan approved of her much more than they did her opponent. She was the one to declare after this war, with the approval of the other grand cats of the Clans, that the second-cat would be the one to turn to once the place for grand cat was open. Fortunate that the other Clans were leaning towards this rule as well, after their own bouts of confusion and infighting.
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Prickleface
A god-caller exists in every species, it appears, and so I shall tell you of an unusual one that came to live with the Storm-Cat Clan. Her strangeness came from her blood and soul originating in a place far away from the Clans of the Vale, and from her fur that spiked and bristled on every part of her body, especially her face, no matter how clean or dirty she was. Perhaps your feline gods do not mind a little prickliness. I know I would be embarrassed to approach them looking like a burr with legs.
Just before the time of rules to feline names began, Prickleface came from lands the Clans have since forgotten, declaring that it was her destiny to join the forest and speak with their ancestors. She was to guide her fellows on the righteous path, in a safe and sensible direction. She was ignored for the moment, though she was granted entrance into the Storm-Cat Clan. Their own god-caller, their seer of the stars, was the first to see her potential, and took her on as his apprentice. Very soon after, Prickleface called forth a vision that saved her Clan from an intense disaster that would have destroyed their home, and she was honored thereafter.
What was the disaster? Thunders if I know. They who told me this story were less than direct about that.
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Lionstar
Ah, a respectable one. I have heard of the backwards ways of these Vale cats beforeâyou take one mate over the course of your entire life, and only bear one bout of young. And you even let other males hang around and take one of your females for their own! Foolish, if you ask me. At least this one knew what it means to be a grand hart.
Lionstarâs legacyâa truly noble oneâis of his numerable mates over the course of his life. Two or three from his own Clan, one from a neighboring Clan, and while those went on, he danced with a female that lived in the territory of the humans near his forest. The number has gone up and down, from the versions Iâve heard, of course, but it never seems to be as high as it should be. Heâd make a good stag of a modest herd, were he one of us; certainly his feline followers didnât appreciate it.
âImportant to keep family trees easy to follow,â you say. Hah! Why do you not simply shoo the other males away, then? Itâs very easy when you know who the father of all your fawns are! This Lionstar would have known that better than anyone.
More? I suppose there was more, yes. He protected his mates well; the Storm-Cat Clan was at war often when he reigned. Your weapons are your claws, not antlers, yes? I can say many a fellow cat felt the scars he dealt out for years and years. How odd that this didnât make him popular. He fought for his home and he fought for his mates! What more could you ask for in a grand cat? What is that face youâre making about, feline? He was honorable from birth to death, as far as I can say.











