#not cool.

"go to hell" is basic. it's predictable. "i hope someone screenshots your gay knight x prince nsft tumblr post and uploads it to pinterest and you encounter it on a random wednesday" is possible. it's terrifying. it happened to me this morning.

When I hear a foghorn in the middle of hauling up a rare fish: Excuse me sir, I am trying to go fishing. Can you try and eat me another day?

The fact I can grow a full bush faster than you can grow a beard but you still talk down to me

im so cooked

Hello, sorry for the lack of posts, it's absolutely overwhelming for the mods here having 100+ asks about submissions. So we're opening a space for another mod. just dm us here, talk a bit about yourself, we'll vibecheck your blog, no hard feelings.

i literally cannot contemplate lavender brown being dead in the hp universe like no she isn’t and i actually refuse to believe she didnt fake her own death or some shit. i think of her now and imagine her living her half-werewolf, gucci-sunglasses, every-sunday-morning-is-boba, im-going-to-the-jewellery-store-to-get-my-gf-parvati-another-charm life and then i realise none of its real!!! delusion!