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Did Leonardo DiCaprio get an Oscar? I haven’t been keeping up with this.

I got diagnosed with POTS today, but the good news is, I can treat it with more water, salt, and lots of physical activity. So basically: eat a family size bag of chips, drink a lot, and have a shit ton of sex. Yes. I can do this

So today I bought a bag of crisps from the vending machines but it got stuck like a bridge across the little opening so my friend was like “just buy some crisps from the other machine” and I looked him in the eye and said “That sounds like the voice of a quiter” and spent the next 15 minutes buying 3 nature valley bars 2 poptarts and a second bag of crisps to knock it down I spent 7.25 for a 1 dollar bag of crisps and to say the least I am proud.