May 26, 2022
Jon and Martin and a widdle baby bun?
Baby Not!Tea Bun
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Jon and Martin and a widdle baby bun?
Baby Not!Tea Bun
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making friends with the “tea”
ok what if the not!tea from the s5 trailer was actually some kind of stranger eye-aligned eldritch cat? but its like, cup sized and either 1. thats as big as it gets, or 2. its a kitten
and for the rest of s5 martin carries it in his jacket or backpack and they adopt it
Drink it while it’s Not!
Finally got this done two weeks late. Posting it anyway because I put too much work into it to let it just sit in my folders
Ok is it just me or do you y’all think the NotTea should come back. Martin definitely decided to try and befriend this tiny, eldritch monster. Now I just want the boys to have a spooky pet that they named after a type of tea or a tea brand.
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The Not!tea
How hilarious would it be if the tea Martin found under the sink turns out to be actually useful?
People (including Martin himself) have made snide comments about him trying to fix the situation by making tea. What if the next time Jon and Martin come across something nasty and Martin simply opens a thermos and pours out a generous flood of not!tea. What if Martin just goes up to Elias “Jimmy Magnets” Bouchard and throws a cup of scalding not!tea in his face.
Piping Not Tea