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1. My friends - They are my found family and I don’t know if I would still be sane without them

2. My teammates - Every practice is amazing when we’re all belting Bohemian Rhapsody together

3. Embroidery - I may not be very skilled at it, but embroidery gives me a chance to give something a little spice

4. Listening to music - Music keeps me grounded and focused on moving forward

So when Jon is in America he stumbles upon a freshly escaped (season 1) Eleven. He takes one look at her and decides ‘yep, can’t leave her here’ so he just sort of adopts her. Eleven is scared of him at first, but after a bit realizes he’s an idiot and starts to trust him more. They make it back to London and they all have a moment of:

Naturally they all think he kidnapped a child.

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This is the basic outline after he gets attacked by Prentiss:

Martin runs from his apartment with Jane in a homemade papoose made of sheets and doesn’t stop until he reaches the Archives

He bursts into Jon’s office and demands to make a statement. Jon is trying to process why there is a peaceful sleeping baby is his assistant’s possession

After the statement, Jon offers for Martin (and child) to stay at his apartment. Martin tried to decline, but Jon is stubborn

They become both roommates and coparents

Over time, there are soooo many soft moments that they each catch of each other with baby Jane. Like, Martin finding Jon rocking her back to sleep with a lullaby after she wakes up from a nightmare. Martin humming and speaking in soft tones when he feeds her and Jon secretly watches, enamored. And, of course, each of them falling asleep on the couch with Jane cuddled on their chests and the other waking in, seeing it, and taking a picture for later

(They had to go shopping and got mistaken for a couple. Multiple times)

Everyone in the Archives loves baby Jane since she’s there everyday. Neither of JMart want to put her in the hands of a baby sitter, so they watch her at work

Sasha is basically a wine aunt/cool aunt

Tim is the fun uncle that will incourage you to missbehave in public while denying it

After the Prentiss attack, Jon doesn’t want Martin to move out. He’s become extremely attached to Martin and their baby, so instead they start looking for a flat together. They end up moving in AND dating

Sasha lives and the Archives end up alright due to a little baby who isn’t meant to be there

I feel like they try to reach out when he was a child, but his grandmother just keeps refusing. They instead try to keep tabs on him throughout the years. In his teenage years there was nothing big. He went to Oxford, started a band (a few cousins became huge fans and went to concerts), and eventually got a researching job at the Magnus Institute. A few were very temped to reach out, but either forgot or feared he wouldn't believe them/wouldn't want to see them. But they still looked out for him.

Now this is where things start getting a little out of hand:

Jon gets a promotion to the Archives

About a year later, worm attack happens

They reach out and make sure he’s ok, but he's paranoid and won’t answer/thinks it's a hoax

They continue to keep an eye on him and then he's charged for murder

Somehow none of them think he did it (idk man. Family is weird)

Jon gets blown up during the Unknowing, and suddenly, they're all in a frenzy

At least one consin is at his bedside everyday. The one day someone couldn’t be there, was the day he woke up

So yes. They totally met Martin and thought he was Jon's boyfriend. They also met Georgie and learned more about what he was like in general

When Jon finally wakes up, he's so busy trying to get answers that he doesn't learn abouthis family (Georgie still keeps in touch with them tho)

When they run away from the institute, Jon is marked as missing. Everyone goes a little insane

Then the apocalypse happens.

With his infinite knowledge, Jon learns everything. How his cousins tried to reach out, how they stayed with him when he was in a coma, their names, their ages. Everything.

As Jon and Martin walk through all of the different domains, they endup picking up Jon's relatives. All of them treat him like family, especially the little cousins (because in all of my headanons and aus, Jon is amazing with kids)

By the time the get to London, Jon and Martin have an army. Jonah never stood a chance

After the apocalypse, Jon and Martin move back to London. They get married after a few months, and are the designated babysitters

Don’t get me wrong, in the first year, he is a hot mess. He doesn’t know how to teach let alone how to comfort a stressed teen, but he tries which is more than some teachers can say. He just feels so awkward and like the kids are scared of him. He goes home everyday to find Martin just there for him and he can’t figure out how to be a better teacher. It hits him one day in the teacher’s lounge when he’s listening to couple other teachers talking. He realized he’s not reflecting on his time as a teen and student and is instead just trying to get through. So he starts being the kind of teacher he would have wanted. Suddenly, he’s the favorite teacher of the school.

He allows kids to each lunch in his room and helps them however he can. He starts opening up to kids who are regulars and he knows won’t gossip. His older student still visit for lunch and continue the gossip circle. It’s not very well know, but had been labeled the schools “Snitch and Bitch”. People don’t know where the gossip comes from since if you are invited you’re sworn to secrecy. Even the teachers are trying to figure where it came from. Jon heads it, but no one suspects him.

He sees advanced students struggling and decides to have a study hall at least once a month. Due to his all knowing powers, Jon knows all the answers to his student’s homeworks. So he guides them to the answers.

So:

Jon and Martin have been peacefully living out in the Scottish Highlands for about a year now

They have a cat named the Cadet (this is important)

One day Professor McGonagall shows up at their door with a terrified 8 year old Harry

Jmart is confused but decides to let them in

They have a quiet dinner and the Cadet claims Harry’s lap

McGonagall then tells Jon that he is a squib and Harry’s only living, nonabusive relative (James is Jon’s cousin)

Jon and Martin kinda look at each other and immediately take him in

They set up a room for him, get the shovel talk from McGonagall, and now they have a baby Harry

Harry is extremely sceptical of his new parents for the first couple days, but enjoys his new life after

Once Harry is excepted to Hogwarts, he feels a little bit more confident and happy

Oh don’t get me wrong, everything still happens to him, but now he’s got a Spooky Eye Dad and a Spooky Fog Dad

They all love each other dearly

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