#normvndy

See I was always super honest with people about what I did and didn’t like because, if someone gets something gross, my baristas were just gonna have to make them another drink anyway and also I’m not gonna lie for some big company. If I was still there I’d be like, “Look. The new protein tastes like ass.” Have you gotten a lot of customer complaints about it yet? Also I’ve been thinking of donning the green apron again sometime next year actually and if I do like...sorry I’m telling people that tastes like ass.

Dash did a thing. I too, want to date fishman

HONESTLY like… y’all aren’t poor, you could get a hotel or something. i’m always so worried when i’m crashing at someone’s place that i’m inconveniencing them, i’m literally like i’ll take the couch the floor the basement wherever thank you for giving me somewhere to sleep. MEANWHILE they invite themselves over (for an indefinite period…… i still don’t know when they’re leaving), and decide that my father can just go sleep on the pullout couch in the living room with the dog & they’ll take the master bedroom “to keep things simple.” like. what the fuck

not really. lately i’ve had nightmares about being dressed wrong for work though

okay but dumbo is so obviously gay

+ the overwhelming fandom response of like “omg root is her safe place omg omg my SHIP” …they could have found some other way to illustrate that point without dehumanizing shaw to that level and making us want to kill ourselves, thanks!!!!

pretty much the moment august lugs its decaying body back to hell it is halloween imo