#normal posts to make

jannik's foxtail in its early stages rn.. just starting to peek out of the hat... i feel like i'm witnessing the birth of a beloved child

Minotaurs are really a very flexible thing to have whenever you have a guy who is stuck in a labyrinthine area of some variety and as long as you don't tell people that's what you're doing you can add as many metaphorical minotaurs as you want. Of course, making this post does inform you of the fact that there are minotaurs, which sort of defeats the point somewhat, but our characters don't know about all of them so it's fine.

i talk about eating the baby a lot but honestly the cannibalism aside i simply wanted shauna to hate the damn baby

Sometimes a facial expression will be described as unreadable and I’ll think: hey, I’m somewhere on the autism spectrum, lots of expressions are unreadable for me haha! And with your help we can make it all of them. Hi I’m Saul Goodman

taking a fat bong rip off of semi while i sauté osamu with butter, garlic, and onion

Btw I am always mentally writing Andy’s name down and drawing a heart around it in pink glitter gel pen while giggling and kicking my legs

tortures you violently and lovingly

the artistic output of a relationship should be 50/50 she draws me as a forest deity and i write minecraft youtuber fanfiction based on our personal conversations