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shane hollander was a huge baby. literally he was the FATTEST chunkiest baby ever. he came out the womb just big as hell, like so big yuna needed a c-section. 90th percentile birth weight. there’s a picture in his baby book of the doctor holding swaddled baby shane like a prize fish and the first time ilya saw it he laughed until he cried.

I think you could have a very long and impassionated debate on whose legacy was bastardized worse: Jesus Christ or that poor little Japanese dog

d3rlord3 tricking the fake avery into falling into the void and going “idiot. be a more convincing avery next time.” is really funny to me cause he sounds kinda offended to me. like you think you can trick me with this mediocre copy when i know literally everything about this man i’ve never met? you fool. you absolute buffoon.