#normal horoscopes

Just dropped 5 more of @cryptotheism’s silver Normal Tarot deck at Bizarre Antiques & Oddities in San Luis Obispo, CA. Please come see them in person; the silver is luminous and it does NOT show up in photos!

The Normal Tarot's Third Edition is available for Pre-Order still. Witness it here in all its glory. The 3 Omens, the 4 Maidens, the 5 Dreams, the 6 Books, the 7 Dead Kings, the 8 Moons.

Then, the Seasons.

Winter in its frost, each suit capped by three Knights and a Maiden, Queen, Mother. And you can claim it for your long winter.

Spring in its new life, alight with life. Its fruits bore for you to hold and claim.

Summer in its brilliant radiance, burning and throbbing with passion and desire. Hungry for life, adventure, connection.

Autumn in its resplendent winding down, rest, and warmth. Gather round the fire, draw a card.

The third printing is heading to the printers soon. If you wish to have a copy for yourself of Ezra Kimbell's incredible version of the Caretaker's Normal Tarot, this is your time. Take a copy for yourself, and pre-order to receive the decks yet this year.

At the far end of the throng, beneath a copse of paper lanterns, five friends share a meal.

From @normal-horoscopes’ Amber Skies!

Dear thing, in another place, another time, perhaps it could’ve been better.

but the night is long and full of beasts and we must go a-hunting.

Aries: One man's common sense is another mans backwards indoctrination. One of them is usually correct.

Taurus: Feeling overwhelmed? Try outsourcing some of your tasks to the small army of Richard Nixon clones in your basement.

Gemini: You’re about to be the Michael Jordan of being torn apart by harpies.

Cancer: Take a quick jaunt to the astral plane to subliminally influence your boss, and that promotion is yours.

Leo: Unfortunately, you’ve misheard. They said “Janal“ as in “of or pertaining to Janus, the roman god of doorways and thresholds.“

Virgo: You will be one of the poor souls to drown in the fourth wave of ska.

Libra: Why don’t you calm down and listen to the iconic soundtrack for the 2000 film “O Brother, Where Art Thou?“

Scorpio: Rage is but a vessel for a deeper discontent.

Ophiuchus: If two paths diverge in a yellow wood you should drop to your knees and pray for mercy.

Sagittarius: On this day a flaxen-haired maiden shall grace thy countenance and spin kick you in the jaw.

Capricorn: The Night asks a question: What is owed?

Aquarius: You are now named after the protagonist of the last horror movie you’ve watched. This is mandatory.

Edit: they have changed their handle to caputvulpinum

I don’t see why there’s any point in ignoring this fact about her? This is insanely uncomfortable, so concerning, with somebody that big of a platform.

I don’t think there should be any excuses, and I won’t accept any. Any excuses made for this, is completely idiotic. Most likely her mutuals either do not know, excuses it, defends it, or pretends to be ignorant to this. (I won't accuse specific ones of the latter, but what what else could it be, besides the benefit of the doubt, which is pure ignorance)

TW: further mentions of zoophilia under this line-