#noorgasm

And at the last Keep Doing Work..

In case you hadn’t noticed, great packaging always sucks me in. I’m all, “duh look at the pretty paper” and whatever the thing is makes it to my cart. This chocolate bar was no different. A green dude hiking in a forest of whimsy with a dog? Double down with a false notion that this chocolate bar is actually trail mix in disguise and I’m sold. Especially before 9am when you can say I’ve won a pony and I’ll step right into that white van to claim my prize. I’ll wont even wonder where they’re taking me for at least two hours. . Thus so I was suckered and had a bite. It was a fine bite. Far better than big commercial chocolate. The fake health factor wasn’t overwhelming, the chocolate perfectly adequate. Perhaps if I had consumed it after 6pm I’d tell a different story. No orgasm, no vomit. A sturdy, pleasant chocolate I don’t need to buy again. I someone hands me a bar I won’t punch him. But I probably wouldn’t tackle anyone to get the last bar on earth either. ... @seattlechoc #foodreview #chocolate #chocolatebar #seattle #darkchocolate #hiker #hikerstrailmix #trailmix #faketrailmix #food #goodenough #noorgasm #novomit

Still Not A Player - Big Pun feat. Joe

it's actually someone you know a lot so i probably shouldnt say