#noodling

Everyone in the underworld knows that Matches Malone is a Wayne Bastard. Not Tommys, that kid had little hearts in his eyes when he so much as thought of his Martha (and who can blame him amirite?), but probably Phillip. No one really knows. Confirmation? Paternity? Nah not really necessary, it’s obvious, just lookat the kid. Plus he's like, real cagey about the current Wayne Prince, gets real awkward when the boys start talkin him up, you know how they get about his pretty eyes and whatever. And Batman (you know how Wayne is sponsering Batman, probably why none of those kidnappings ever happened, not a bad investment on Waynes part) Batmans always sliding right past catching him, you think he knows about it and feels bad to take the kids cuz in? Yeah yeah that's crazy talk, bats don't got a soft bone if he stole it, but still.