Feb 14, 2014
HOW TO WIN JAE KIM'S HEART
NEVER present bouquet of flowers.
NEVER EVER present a single rose.
NEVER EVER EVER expect me to eat a salad at Waffle House
Plant a tree, take a polaroid, then mow and weed my yard, then present the polaroid of the planted tree to me.
Paint my nails the classic red.
Appreciate my large breasts.
Enjoy my Asian Bun.
Don't reiterate my self-criticism.
Act as my mirror and tell me "you go girl!" everyday.
Never expect a text or call everyday unless you are Katherine Buehling.Â
