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Idea: Derpcoin is actually just chocolate coins. EX REALLY likes chocolate. Plus they can be slotted into their helmet. Biffa helped Xisuma set up part of his helmet to stick food/straws in. EX adopted it and now they just stick chocolate coins in while working. They claim it’s less work to work and make others pay with derpcoin than just making the coins. (It’s really not.)
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Idea: Boatem Hole caused the moon to crash into the surface.
Little bit of a fic idea: Boatem Hole was a portal. Boatem Crew accidentally opened a portal via cult activities. This portal leads to the Helsmite world. The Helsmites come through, able to interact with the world now. They want to take over the server. While Evil X is chaotic and mischievous, they are not evil. So they make it their goal to protect the server against the Helsmites once they realize what’s happening. Once they realize they’re attatched. Even if it means fighting some of the only people who have ever understood them. Also Xisuma is struggling because he can’t cope with the moon, the rift, the Helsmites, feeling EX’s emotions, their internal conflict, etc.
PS I’ve only watched… like 2 episodes of S9 so far so I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m missing something/there’s inconsistencies/I’m mentioning something that actually happened lol. Based on what I’ve seen on here, Grian has actually opened a rift. But I had this idea earlier, I’m just fleshing it out now. (:
Idea: The girls regularly drag Evil X away for “spa torture” as Evil X calls it, which includes things like painting their nails and giving them a bubble bath. Afterwards, they force them into a fuzzy onesie that matches the theme of Xisuma’s armor and wrap them up in a blanket and Stress makes hot chocolate for everyone. As much as Evil X pretends to hate it, they have to admit that they really love it and look forward to it every season.
Also the “spa” is open to the other hermits, free of charge. Evil X just likes to play this game with the girls where they act all tough and cold and the girls have to take them to task. This time, they have two more wonderful helpers.
Idea: Evil X regularly has nightmares. When Xisuma found out about this, he invited them to spend the night. Now every once in a while he’ll wake up to Evil X sleeping beside him. The only problem is that Evil X is always warm and in the summer or the jungle that’s not a good thing. But Evil X clings to him like a burr because he’s always cool to the touch. The reverse is true in the winter. And as much as Evil X will never admit it, they love the winter when Xisuma cuddles up to them seeking their warmth. Just his presence makes them feel loved, makes them feel like nothing is wrong and none of those horrible things ever happened. And those nightmares? They haven’t had those since they started sleeping with Xisuma.
Idea: Evil X loves art. They’ll never admit it but they love drawing, painting, whatever. This is actually the reason that Xisuma changes his armor so often. He always lets Evil X paint it. They’re the best artist on the server and have made pictures for all the Hermits. They mostly ask Evil X because they know they like to paint but they do genuinely like the pictures. One of their favorite subjects is flowers, so the other Hermits will bring them flowers to draw all the time. They have whole sketchbooks full of flowers, pictures all over their walls. Everyone agrees that they’re a wonderful artist.
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Just wanted to write something real quick and it’s too short to post anywhere else. Btw this is part of my Evil X story, when they first reunite with Xisuma:
“Xisuma.”
The pink derp turned around, his armor so bright it made Evil X’s eyes burn after so long in the Void.
“Evil X?” he asked, shading his eyes with a hand.
“Who else?”
There was a pause as the two just stared at each other, then Xisuma lunged.
Evil X staggered back, anticipating an attack, but was instead pulled into a rough hug. They froze, unsure of what to do.
“I missed you,” Xisuma whispered. They hesitated for just a second before putting their own arms around Xisuma.
“I have to say, I missed you too. And I learned some things you should know.” Xisuma drew back and took hold of Evil X’s hands.
“There will be time for that later. I’m so sorry for banning you, I know it was forever ago, and if I made you feel like you couldn’t come talk to me-”
Evil X bumped their helmet against Xisuma’s.
“Stop it. I’m not mad at you. I have a way you can make it up to me. Here’s what I found….”
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Idea: Evil X collects flowers and other plants, then presses them and makes them into notebooks, picture frames, etc. for their friends.
About Xisuma: He never swears. Everyone knows that. But why exactly does he not swear? Well, one time he got really mad at Evil X to the point where he yelled at them. It was the last time he actually got genuinely mad at someone. It was only later that he realized he had scared them. It took them a while to be able to trust him again. Because of this, Xisuma made a promise to himself to never swear at anyone ever again. He’s made good on that promise.
