#non-satire

First of all, let me welcome you. You came all the way to my blog, presumably with some anger in your heart, but before you send me your hate, please let me explain.

Almost nothing in this blog is meant to be taken seriously. It may seem offensive to you, when in actuality, I'm on your side. As the URL suggests, I employ satire for the majority of my posts. This means that by taking on the appearance of being wrong, I reveal just how wrong the wrong side is. In a simplified example: "  Gays suck, because guy ass is worse than bitch ass, and they are literally Satan. " shows how idiotic homophobes are, by saying homophobic things.

If you already knew all of this, sorry to take up your time, however you should all note that anything tagged with "non-satire," such as this post, SHOULD be taken literally. I'll use this for basic commentary, or for answering asks for which I deem seriousness necessary.

Lastly, know that I will occasionally mock the practices of the correct side rather than the viewpoint itself. Such as insulting one population to raise one's own. These posts will be tagged with "practically wrong" to avoid confusion.