Lego Monkie Kid crew play never have I ever!
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Mk: Ok, do you get it?
Nezha: say something we’ve never done, and if you’ve done it you take a drink of the cider.
Mei: Why can’t we use alcohol?!
Pigsy; Because it’s a work night!
Mk: ANYWAY- What else?
Jing: if you haven’t done the never have I ever, you get a point. The person with the most points win.
Mk: And?
Former antagonists: (grumbling) Be kind.
Mk: Great!
Wukong: Question, where’s azure and the others?
Mei: They’re out, said they wanted to catch up with some old friends.
Mk: Okie dokie! Mr tang, doing the wheel!
Tang: (spins wheel. Slows. Stops.) And…. Pigsy!
Pigsy: Gees, already? Hmm….. ok, never have I ever created an instagram account.
Mei: Boo! (Drinks)
Mk: Lame! (Drinks)
Sandy, tang, redson, pif, dbk, Nezha, and spider gang: (drinks)
Erlang and Jing: ???
Mk: OK! So we’re going counter clockwise. I’m next! Never have I ever laughed so had a drink come out my nose!
Mei: THATS TARGETING!
Mk: DRINK UP
Noodle/spider gang + bull fam + Erlang and Nezha: (drinks)
Jing: … (slowly drinks)
Nezha: Father?!
Jing: It was one time, I was 5!
Mei: MY TURN! Never have I ever walked into the wrong bathroom!
Mk: IT WASNT MY FAULT I WAS STILL TRANSITIONING!!—
Nezha, macaque, and redson: (drinks)
Macaque: My ears have still not recovered from the screams.
Nezha, embarrassed: I didn’t know what the signs meant.
Redson: Why don’t mortals have gender neutral bathrooms?! Anyway my turn. Never have I ever eaten something so spicy that I cried.
Mk; THATS NOT FAIR YOUR LITERALLY FIRE PROOF!
Noodle/spider gang + bull fam: (drinks)
Syntax: Fools! I’ve built up a tolerance for such things for years!
Nezha: Father is a spice maniac. I had to build a tolerance or I’d die a second time.
Jing: It’s not my fault! I can barely taste it!
Erlang: Probably because you BURNT OFF YOUR TASTE BUDS!
Tang: My turn! Never have I ever had someone walk in while I was using said bathroom PIGSY!
Pigsy; WE AGREED NEVER TO SPEAK OF IT—
Jing: (awkwardly takes a drink)
Nezha: oh yeah! Didn’t Muzha do that?
Jing: He still refuses to use that bathroom in our home.
Erlang: Never have I ever had something stuck in my teeth all day.
Nezha: NOBODY TOLD ME!!
(Several drinks later)
Pif: Never have I ever cried so hard I started laughing
Wukong: Oh yeah?! Well - never have I ever snuck around on dates with my enemy while at war!!
Jing: It was a fLiNG— Ok you know what?! Never have I ever ripped my pants in public!
Macaque: You did NOT just go there! Done, if we’re targeting people now- Never have I ever mistaken a mannequin for a real person!
Sandy: It’s not my fault! I bumped into it and thought it was someone so I apologized!
Huntsman: uh…Never have I ever kept a library book for more than a year?
Erlang: god damnit! Well, never have I ever skinny dipped, DBK!!
Dbk: I will end you! Never have I ever tried to pull a push door!
Wukong: you take that back!
Pigsy: ALRIGHT! That’s enough!
Everyone:…
Pigsy: Good. Tang, what’s the score?
Tang: hmm. Mk has 30, Mei has 30, redson, Pif, DBK , Huntsman, Goliath, and spider queen all have 27, Erlang has 29, I have 18, Pigsy has 15, Sandy has 10, Jing has 14, and Nezha has… 41!
Mk: welp Nezha, congrats on doing basicly nothing!
Nezha, flatly: I feel so honored.
