#lionsword

Flower of a Poisonous Seed (FloaPS) by @autism-autobot :

Wukong gets nerfed big time and it's Nezha's problem that he really enjoys dealing with

Lionsword by @weaverpop :

Crack ships galore

Shadowpeach Bio Parents Au by @kyri45 :

Nuwa: "Hey, I made a fan-child for you!" *holds up MK*

Wukong & Macaque: I'm sorry, you WHAT???!!!

A Garden Across Our Collarbone by @pittdpeaches :

Tang & Pigsy: We share skin

Red Son: Ew

Also Red Son: *shares skin with MK and likes it*

Stone Egg Aus by @quitealotofsodapop :

A Stone Monkey has a 99% chance of dying if they bare a child.

As if that's going to stop Wukong.

Tea Collection by @qingyingpocketlirary :

Chi Yue: You seem troubled, here's a cup of tea!

Whoever's with her: *info/trauma dumps*

Time Traveling Monkey by @quesocheeso :

MK time travels

Also Wukong is the Jade Emperor now

He's actually really good at it

3am by @quesocheeso :

Shadowpeach can't decide whether they're in a relationship or not

They have like, 4 kids

Drunken Shadowpeach by @madabapf :

Shadowpeach gets drunk

Nezha is not paid enough to care

Pork Noodles by @lopearrat :

Get river-watered, idiot

The New Past by @lululocomo :

MK jumped through the pillar, resetting the timeline... kinda

Roasted Marshmallows by @ne-cocoa :

Spicynoodles is so sweet your teeth will decay instantly

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Mk: Ok, do you get it?

Nezha: say something we’ve never done, and if you’ve done it you take a drink of the cider.

Mei: Why can’t we use alcohol?!

Pigsy; Because it’s a work night!

Mk: ANYWAY- What else?

Jing: if you haven’t done the never have I ever, you get a point. The person with the most points win.

Mk: And?

Former antagonists: (grumbling) Be kind.

Mk: Great!

Wukong: Question, where’s azure and the others?

Mei: They’re out, said they wanted to catch up with some old friends.

Mk: Okie dokie! Mr tang, doing the wheel!

Tang: (spins wheel. Slows. Stops.) And…. Pigsy!

Pigsy: Gees, already? Hmm….. ok, never have I ever created an instagram account.

Mei: Boo! (Drinks)

Mk: Lame! (Drinks)

Sandy, tang, redson, pif, dbk, Nezha, and spider gang: (drinks)

Erlang and Jing: ???

Mk: OK! So we’re going counter clockwise. I’m next! Never have I ever laughed so had a drink come out my nose!

Mei: THATS TARGETING!

Mk: DRINK UP

Noodle/spider gang + bull fam + Erlang and Nezha: (drinks)

Jing: … (slowly drinks)

Nezha: Father?!

Jing: It was one time, I was 5!

Mei: MY TURN! Never have I ever walked into the wrong bathroom!

Mk: IT WASNT MY FAULT I WAS STILL TRANSITIONING!!—

Nezha, macaque, and redson: (drinks)

Macaque: My ears have still not recovered from the screams.

Nezha, embarrassed: I didn’t know what the signs meant.

Redson: Why don’t mortals have gender neutral bathrooms?! Anyway my turn. Never have I ever eaten something so spicy that I cried.

Mk; THATS NOT FAIR YOUR LITERALLY FIRE PROOF!

Noodle/spider gang + bull fam: (drinks)

Syntax: Fools! I’ve built up a tolerance for such things for years!

Nezha: Father is a spice maniac. I had to build a tolerance or I’d die a second time.

Jing: It’s not my fault! I can barely taste it!

Erlang: Probably because you BURNT OFF YOUR TASTE BUDS!

Tang: My turn! Never have I ever had someone walk in while I was using said bathroom PIGSY!

Pigsy; WE AGREED NEVER TO SPEAK OF IT—

Jing: (awkwardly takes a drink)

Nezha: oh yeah! Didn’t Muzha do that?

Jing: He still refuses to use that bathroom in our home.

Erlang: Never have I ever had something stuck in my teeth all day.

Nezha: NOBODY TOLD ME!!

(Several drinks later)

Pif: Never have I ever cried so hard I started laughing

Wukong: Oh yeah?! Well - never have I ever snuck around on dates with my enemy while at war!!

Jing: It was a fLiNG— Ok you know what?! Never have I ever ripped my pants in public!

Macaque: You did NOT just go there! Done, if we’re targeting people now- Never have I ever mistaken a mannequin for a real person!

Sandy: It’s not my fault! I bumped into it and thought it was someone so I apologized!

Huntsman: uh…Never have I ever kept a library book for more than a year?

Erlang: god damnit! Well, never have I ever skinny dipped, DBK!!

Dbk: I will end you! Never have I ever tried to pull a push door!

Wukong: you take that back!

Pigsy: ALRIGHT! That’s enough!

Everyone:…

Pigsy: Good. Tang, what’s the score?

Tang: hmm. Mk has 30, Mei has 30, redson, Pif, DBK , Huntsman, Goliath, and spider queen all have 27, Erlang has 29, I have 18, Pigsy has 15, Sandy has 10, Jing has 14, and Nezha has… 41!

Mk: welp Nezha, congrats on doing basicly nothing!

Don't forget my old hc of Erlang having a crush on Azure back in the pre-Brotherhood days!

Azure just be attracting pretty celestial/divine men.

It could be his orange cat swag...

lionsword: (con't)

Roy had read the note about ten times. He paced, as if there was some sort of strategy he needed to come up with, but there was none. Of course he should just go and play it cool, like he hadn't spent all day thinking about her note. Okay. He'd faced armies and all number of difficult battles. Lilina liked him, right? So why was he so worried? He patted down his pockets, shoving a mint inside his mouth. No reason. Maybe he'd have mints before every meeting from then on. He jogged up the steps to the Goddess Tower, arriving a few minutes early. "Lilina?"

What if he didn't show up? Lilina paces the floor of the tower, thumbnail pressed to her lip creating excuses as to why he may not show. And if he did? Would he think she looked silly? She didn't tell him why in her note, but the ball was the event she was looking forward to all year. A dance with her father, a dance with Roy, laughing and chatting with the other nobles, only for it to fail to come to fruition. She couldn't travel back in time, but maybe she could still make this night special.

           She had spent so much time trying on dresses with Cecilia, so she might as well wear the one they had picked out tonight. And telling him any detail about the dress code would ruin the surprise that she hoped he would like. Plus... she didn't care what he wore, she would fall for him each time.

           Her footsteps slow to a stop as she hears her name.

           "Roy!" Lilina turns to greet him, expression bright as ever only for it to fall briefly. In turn, a bashful flush colors her and her gaze is drawn to the floor. "I'm sorry for disappearing on you at the dance. ...I fell asleep and well..."

           She takes a step forward and reveals the sunflower boutonniere she had meant to give to him much earlier. Shaky hands move to pin it to his chest where a pocket might lie. "Not that it was intentional, but... I wanted to make it up to you by inviting you here tonight."

what little research he was able to accomplish before adjourning to his post had left him late, not by more than ten minutes, but enough to have him rushing. he couldn't help but to be weary of the request, though, and the sinister warnings that the staff had given him about this particular cargo did nothing to ease his mind. their powers were widely up to debate, but one thing was echoed by each person he asked... those stones were pure evil. for the first time in many years, eliwood was happy to be so experienced when it came to pure evil. his mind would be steel, he could only pray that his partner would be equally unmalleable. 

upon arriving to his destination, the lord was swift in his observation of the camp he would be stationed at for the next several days. a fire had already been started, and he picked up the faint scent of some kind of stewing meat coming from the dingy pot hanging above it. it was clear that his partner for this mission had already arrived, and had been here for some time now. he could only feel badly, leaving whoever it was to do all the chores while he was running about the monastery. an apology was certainly in order for his tardiness, but despite a careful look over, eliwood could not seem to find the other. well- that was until he noticed some rustling coming from a tent a tad farther down the path from their fire, he paused until finally a young man sprung out from it.

"greetings, stranger-" eliwood is inclined to begin his introductions, but is halted when the boy looks up in response to his voice, leaving him shocked. if he could describe it, it would be like looking in some kind of magical mirror that took years off your face. the boy before him seemed as shocked, perhaps they were both able to see this uncanny likeness between them. eliwood began to chuckle, "my apologies, lad, i couldn't help but be surprised by your features! it's not every day you meet someone who looks so similar to yourself, but then, i'm sure you understand the feeling."

Wall/Gate Repairs [Max 4 muses per thread] - Trades 1 bundle of timber per post - Restores village health

The stiff fabric of Python's new tunic scratches against his skin, pressed in close against his shoulder by the weight of the timber he carries toward the edges of the village. He grimaces, adjusts its position—which only manages to make a different spot scratch against him than before—and trudges on toward his destination. Nightfall hasn't brought any more swarms of nightmares yet, but he's not counting on that luck to continue to hold. And with the walls in the sorry state they are since the last attack, he doesn't trust them to hold either. He drops the bundle of wood into the grass with a long-suffering sigh, brushing splinters off of his shirt. Weary eyes assess the damages. This section has already had its frame rebuilt, but it needs reinforcement if it's going to withstand a moderately heavy rainstorm, let alone an assault. His eyes turn to the students accompanying him, and he suppresses another sigh. "Well, looks like we've got our work cut out for us. Everyone grab a plank—we'll start on the, uhh…" He scans the wall, taking in just how many open spaces there are to fill. "…Just start wherever."

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"Roy..." Ninian repeats. She knows the significance of that name. One day, after she and Eliwood are married, they will name their son Roy.

Their son who will apparently grow up to look just like his father.

It is strange. She's seen the future countless times but never has it spoken to her. Never has it reached out and touched her.

Her lips curl upward into a smile. "You are handsome...just like Lord Eliwood. Just like...your father." Slowly, almost cautiously, Ninian reaches to brush her fingers lightly against her son's cheek. "You are...kind like he is too. My Roy..."

It doesn't make sense but she worries if she thinks too hard about the possibility of it, he might disappear. It cannot be much stranger than a woman brought back from death. Ninian knows each moment of her life is precious. She will cherish this time with her son rather than fret over how it is possible.

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It's dead silent.

Ashe did think it's a bit of a shame that they had to do this knowing the villagers don't like it, but what is there to do otherwise? They needed at least a bit of protein... The question he'd asked himself a couple weeks ago comes back to him. How did the villagers even manage?

Though, maybe this week Ashe is starting to get an idea. He may still be wrong, but if the villagers aren't eating anything... Don't they need to? If they don't, that answers why they don't need meat, but... how does that work exactly? And also, then what are all the fields for?

It's no use. The more you learn, the less you know.

But back on topic...

Ashe finally speaks up after a couple of minutes of searching. He keeps his voice quiet, as to not alert any prey... not that there seems to be any in sight. Like at all.