Sometimes I can still hear his voice
I told yall i would write smth based on that video. Anyways heres 1.2k words of sean macguire and his friends based on this  video posted by @easyboahâ
Itâs no secret that Sean MacGuire thrives on attention. Karen knows it, Lenny knows it, the whole camp knows it. So when Sean fucks up, itâs rather easy to make him regret it in the most hilarious of ways
Itâs not like it was on purpose, it was hardly even his fault! And by hardly he means mostly. And by mostly he means it was 100% his fault. How was he to know that spitting his first mouthful of moonshine into the fire pit would make it pop? He hadnât expected some backwoods hillbilly made alcohol to be so damn bitter when he tried to sip it like it was smooth.Â
Lenny was too close to the fire with his damn paper books anyways, what did he expect! It is not Seanâs fault that the debris from the fire landed on his book. And set it on fire. Dumping the rest of the moonshine on it to put it out didnât exactly help.
Either way, this punishment hardly fits the crime. Lenny hadnât said a word to the man in 2 days! Hadnât even tried to make him do his reading, and at this point he was willing. The ignoring was bad but really? Pretending he was dead? A childish low for the younger man. A low that Sean did not appreciate.
Sean was pouting by the fire when he heard Arthur and Lenny talking. âLenny.â
âHey, Arthur. Donât suppose you got a lead on that book I was looking for?â
âNah, I ainât seen it. It was one of them fancy novels though, we ainât exactly been robbing anywhere fancy lately.â
Lenny laughed. âThat we ainât. Damn Sean, I was nearly done that one too.â
That made Sean bristle, and chug back his beer. Damn them, talking like they didnât know he was in listening distance.â
âYou know, Sean was just starting to get good at the reading too. Ainât the same now that heâs gone.â
Arthur laughed out loud at that, but the real offence was that he played along, the English bastard. âDamn shame about that boy huh, gone before his time.â
Finally fed up, Sean shouted from his seat at the fire. âIâm not bloody dead ya bastards, stop talking like it! It was just a fuckin book. And Iâll have you know I werenât anything close to good at readinâ!â
His outburst had Arthur bent at the knees laughing, had Grimshaw swatting him over the head for the noise, and Seanâs ultimate annoyance, Lenny remained stoic. âSometimes I can still hear his voice. he was a good friend.â
âThatâs it, get over here you little arsehole!â
Watching Sean chase Lenny across camp was wonderful entertainment with lunch, and within 2 days Lennyâs book was replaced. Sean denied any involvement in its replacement, but Hoseaâs wink was contradictory to that.
The thing with Karen wasnât Seanâs fault either. She never had any bloody issue with him flirting before, but suddenly when itâs with some rich sheriffâs daughter at a saloon itâs an issue. Or maybe the issue was that Sean was the one who brought Karen to the bar in the first place. Or maybe the issue was that Sean got so wasted that he thought Karen was a prostitute when she tried to drag him back to camp.Â
Either way, not his fault. Drunken antics are part of the Sean Macguire package! And the fact that Ms. Jones took queues from Lenny on how best to get him back is downright unfair. It started in the morning. Despite the raging hangover, he never missed the opportunity to wake up early and stand with Karen for her morning coffee, even if the two of them were too hungover for conversation. When she didnât say a word to him that morning, he figured that was the reason and thought nothing of it. But now itâs dinner and she has yet to talk to him. Itâs outright ignoring of him at this point, she wonât even look his way when he speaks to her.
It was when they were all eating their stew around the fire that she started the real joke.
Karen seemed to have no issue making light dinner conversation with the others, as she pointedly sat as far away from Sean as possible. Sean was halfway done his stew when she put her real plan into action. Lenny had just made a joke at Seanâs expense, not that the man really minded when his mouth was full of stew and his mug was full of whiskey, but it was Karenâs response that set him alight. âOh Lenny, you shouldnât joke. Not now that heâs gone...â
Sean could see that fucking smirk behind her mug and began chewing faster, desperate to goat her into conversation. (Christ almighty, Pearson could turn the most tender cut of beef into pure gristle and chew.) For all his less than polite mannerisms, he wasnât about to start yelling with his mouth full. Not with Ms. Grimshaw in the seat beside him anyways, she would take his bowl away. Not that it would be the first time. Lenny caught on quickly with a snort. âYou know what, youâre right Karen. Distasteful now that heâs dead.â
âIt was just a damn shame about that. I suppose Iâll have to find someone else to screw around with at camp. Interested?â
Though he had been playing along, that took Lenny out of the game with a flustered expression and some stuttering. Sean, however, did NOT find the joke as funny as the rest of the girls giggling behind the fire did. âKaren Jones that is too bloody far! And YOU-â
As he turned on his best friend who was looking both delighted by the joke and afraid of what was about to happen, the meat Sean still had in his mouth was practically spat out as he was yelling. Before he could say another word, Grimshaw slapped him up the back of the head and confiscated his bowl of stew without a word. The group around the fire was practically rolling with laughter, Sean was still fuming like a wet cat, and Lenny was wiping food off his face. âChrist Sean, say it donât spray it, man.â
Instead of responding, the redhead shot up to his feet and was walking towards Karen with purpose and a maniacal grin. âIâll show you Iâm not bloody dead, woman.â
âOh shit, move move MOVE TILLY-â Karen practically pushed her friend off the crate she sat on to bolt.Â
The ensuing chase was absolutely hilarious. They ran two full circles around the camp until Karen tripped on her skirt and nearly faceplanted down in the sand, and Sean was on her in a second. For how thin and lanky he is, years of being an outlaw gave him the strength to get his revenge. The Irishman seemed to have minimal issue throwing the girl over his shoulder and marching down the beach as she screamed and pounded on his back. He waded in up to his knees, before flipping her over into the water and landing on top of her.Â
The camp probably could have done without the very loud makeup sex they had later, but it was nice to see everyone in such a jovial mood.