#nomakuanalysis

The link in the Spamton Wedding Ring description leads to deltarune.com/d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a.  The tab is labeled “DELETE THIS !”, and shows a crossed-out television and some dialogue from Spamton.

There is hidden text at the bottom, that when highlighted, reads “... Mike...”.

Personally, I read this as Spamton is upset with the TV character, saying that they should be the one sleeping in a bin, and that everything is his (the TV’s) fault. Additionally, while Spamton wants “EVERYONE” to “PAY”, he does NOT wish “Mike” ill will. This seems to confirm that “Mike” is a different character than the TV character. Continuing on- Clicking the television changes the page be full of static. tv_static_bad.ogg plays in the background. The site title now reads, “YOU’RE EARLY!”.

Scrolling down, there is some white text. It reads, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE!!“.

Scrolling to the bottom, there are two separate, smaller images of static.

The top image makes the site turn a saturated blue, and the tab title changes to “AREN’T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?”. Scrolling up from the bottom, while you are close to/at the top ocean.ogg plays faintly.

Close to the top, some white cubes are present.

At the top of the page, there more white and blue, and a black rectangle. Clicking the black rectangle takes you to deltarune.com/icepalace_glaceir, which is another one of Noelle’s blog posts. She talks about a ice maze area in her game Dragon Blazers, where you can find a secret door.

Want a compilation of links to all the audio files from spamton sweepstakes?? Wait no more! All the audio links just go to their directory location, where you can play and/or download each. I also included where they appear since I was compiling links anyway. (Current number: 29)

• random audios (main /sweepstakes page) midi-bigshot_byShinkoNetCavy.mp3 midi-pandora-palace_byShinkoNetCavy.mp3 midi-spamton-battle.mp3 midi-spamton.mp3 midi-cybers-world_byShinkoNetCavy.mp3

I have compiled some information and images on the secrets they lead to.

This one appears to lead to deltarune.com/secretpipis, which shows a single pipis.

The tab name reads “You Lost.” When you click on the pipis, it plays crowdgasp.ogg. This is another banner ad that may appear.

It takes you to deltarune.com/icee, which has a short article from Noelle about her experiences with Ice-e.

The “sister” link leads to deltarune.com/december, which leads to this.

The last banner is this.

It takes you to deltarune.com/secret, which shows a 4x4 grid of blue cabinets. The tab name reads “What’s behind door number one?”

Most of them when clicked on just open, displaying a dark interior, and play crowd_ouch.ogg. Each cabinet is consistent in what it does when clicked upon. The second cabinet in the first row displays an image of the hatless ralsei plush and plays crowd_aww.ogg repeatedly, and the tab name changes to “You won!”.

Clicking the ralsei brings you back to the cabinets. In the second row, the third cabinet shows you an image of pipis (much like the secretpipis page), and crowd_gasp.ogg plays repeatedly. The tab name changes to “You lost!”. Clicking the pipis brings you back to the cabinets. In the third row, the fourth cabinet shows you an image of an empty gumball machine (?), and crowd_ahh.ogg plays repeatedly. The tab name changes to “You won!”. Clicking the image brings you back to the cabinets.

In the fourth and last row, the first cabinet leads to a cropped image of a wikipedia article, and crowd_ahh.ogg plays repeatedly. The tab name changes to “You won!”, and clicking the image brings you back to the cabinets.

The article in question is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superbad_(website), for the site superbad.com, an “web art installation created by Ben Benjamin in 1997″. The site still works (as noted as still having an “active” status in the article”, and it has many similarities to the the creative website nonsense the spamton sweepstakes pages are doing. Though, looking at the site, there seems to be many more link paths you can take on Superbad compared to the Spamton sweepstakes-related pages. The final, and spookiest thing in the cabinets is in the last row, in the third cabinet. It takes you to a new page, deltarune.com/chair, which displays... an image of a blue chair with some sort of blue garment hanging off it? It is labeled simply “chair.png”. The tab title changes to “But what if it could..”.

When you click on the chair, it seems to start pulsating with darkness and becomes glitchy. It is labeled chair2.gif. The audio water.ogg starts looping. The tab title changes to “...get darker than dark?”.

Clicking the chair again turns it back to the original chair.png and stops the audio. Oddly, in going back a page to return to the cabinets, this cabinet remains open and no clicks have effect until you make the page reload to “reset” it.

But the really interesting thing is hidden in the chair page. Using the inspector tool, I see there is a secret image- a small base 14x10 pixel one, eyes.png.

By using the inspector, I turn its visibility on and...

SPAMTON’S FATE on deltarune’s Spamton sweepstakes. It reads: Spamton... Aren't you just sick of him? Why does he get all the attention? Why should he be so special? He wasn't any better than any of us. What do you think...? Let's buy Spamton's silence, permanently. Let's get him out of this place once and for all. Don't you think it's about time someone else got the spotlight!? Or... should he stay free? Let him live his lucky life. Encourage him... be happy for him. After all, are we really any better...? Hm. Spamton's fate... is in our hands. These are the final numbers for donations towards spamton’s “Freedom” versus “Silence”.

$58,924.53 (Freedom) versus $28,786.45 (Silence). Interestingly, the top donor was “Fangamer & Toby”, with $15,000.

THE [scrap heap] LINK TAKES YOU TO deltarune.com/ramb WHICH LOOKS LIKE THIS.

Click on the door, and it shows the Green Room. A song, greenroom.ogg, plays in the background.

THE DOORS ARE LINKS TO MORE STUFF. There is a LOT here, so i’m putting the rest under a cut. (also for spoiler reasons).

The link in the Spamton sweepstakes pipis bath rug description leads to deltarune.com/bluecircle, which shows another blog post of Noelle’s.

She appears to have gotten spam mail from spamton.

The “Until next time...” simply links to deltarune.com/code, where Noelle talks about strange links on the Dragon Blazers website.