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I was fucking around with some funny dialogue for Night Of The Justified Deaths, so that’s what I’m sharing this week lol:

“How many gods are there? Is there a god for everything?”

“There’s a god in charge of everything in this universe.”

“Is there a god of stupidity?”

“Koalemos.”

“How about a god of old age?”

“Geras.”

“What happened to the god of Greece’s economy?”

“We don’t have a god of Greece’s economy. A shame, because we need one.”

“Hades, you’re the god of riches, why don’t you fix Greece’s economy?”

“Because I’m not responsible for anything that you humans do in the living world. The Underworld is my domain, and the economy down here is great, thank you.”