How the Bros Are Celebrating the Fourth of July
Tatsuo ❤
Don't talk to him, he's too busy manning the grill.
Tasks Hajime with watching Nobu and Yuki and keeping them away from fireworks all day.
Being their fun uncle, Hajime eventually let's them light some themselves before Tatsuo has a panic attack and makes them sit inside until the food's done.
Kenta đź’™
Spends the weeks leading up to the fourth driving between bordering states collecting a large assortment of various fireworks.
Prides himself on finding the coolest to bring.
Everybody comes to his house to set them off since he has the biggest back yard.
Unbeknownst to everyone else, he stayed up last night making water balloons.
Nobody's going home dry tonight.
Hiroki đź’ś
He spends the fourth the same way he spent the third. Getting drunk.
He did manage to actually hit up a fireworks stand this year and bought a bunch of those little Black Cats that pop when you throw them on the ground.
He spends most of the day throwing them at Hunk, and his niece and nephew.
He found Kenta's water balloon stash in the basement and gave them to Nobu and Yuki.
After dinner the war shall begin.
Hajime đź’š
Spent all morning trying to wrestle a thunder shirt onto Mittens to help with her fireworks anxiety.
Always manages to find some sort of shameful patriotic clothing items to wear. Last year it was American flag nipple pasties, this year it was a tank top with red white and blue fireworks on it that says: "Wanna Bang?"
After being sentenced to sit inside by Tatsuo, Hajime hangs out the basement streaming cat videos with Mittens to distract her from all the noisy fireworks.
Nobu and Yuki told him about the water balloons, and their plans to double cross Hiroki.
Hunk đź’›
He stayed up all night marinating meat and veggies for Tatsuo to grill.
He hangs out inside most of the morning, putting some of the finishing touches on the meals he made prior and eventually Nobu and Yuki come inside and help him.
They think they're slick because they snuck some deviled eggs while he wasn't looking, but he made extra just in case.
Hunk tasks them with setting the table and in the meantime, Tatsuo tasks him with keeping an eye on them so they don't end up drinking too much pop.
Hunk is among the few survivors of The Great Garrett Water Balloon Fight of 2019.
