#nobodyactually

1: Full name

Amanda Lee Barry

2: Age 

17.

3: 3 Fears 

Spiders, being replaced, being disliked

4: 3 things I love 

My friends, my puppy, men

5: 4 turns on

I honestly couldn’t tell you. I don’t have much experience with…being turned on? probs being dominated though.

6: 4 turns off

Immaturity, dirtiness, i’m sorry i’m not sure what else to put? don’t be a dickweed and that’s it.

7: My best friend 

i don’t really think i have one. But Rachel is a wonderful friend of mine and has been around for so much of my life, so she’s the best.

9: My best first date 

Haven’t had a date.

10: How tall am I 

5’5-ish.

11: What do I miss 

the burger i ate on saturday. that was a good burger.

12: What time were you born 

3:30 PM-ish.

13: Favourite color 

Blue

14: Do I have a crush 

No.

15: Favourite quote

"Every day’s a good day if you look at it the right way."

16: Favourite place 

my bed.

17: Favourite food 

Spaghetti.

18: Do I use sarcasm 

Yes.

19: What am I listening to right now

Characters in a movie talk.

20: First thing I notice in new person

Eyes.

21: Shoe size

7.

22: Eye color

Brown.

23: Hair color

Brown.

24: Favourite style of clothing 

Comfy?

25: Ever done a prank call?

Yesssssssssss.

27: Meaning behind my URL

Sovngarde is the afterlife in Skyrim and I’m the angel, yo.

28: Favourite movie

Chernobyl Diaries

29: Favourite song

Human - Christina Perri

30: Favourite band

Florence + The Machine

31: How I feel right now

Alright. Tired.

32: Someone I love

dunno.

33: My current relationship status

Hella single.

34: My relationship with my parents

Pretty good.

35: Favourite holiday

Christmas.

36: Tattoos and piercing i have 

Ear piercings

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

No others.

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

I was bored.

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

No.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

Nope.

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

No.

42: When did I last hold hands?

Maybe today?

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

15 minutes?

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

Yes.

45: Where am I right now?

Home.

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

My friends or parents.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Reasonable.

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

Mm-hm.

49: Am I excited for anything?

No. Actually. Having a sleepover this weekend.

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Not anymore.

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

Every day at some point.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

Saturday night.

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

I wouldn’t care. 

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

No.

55: What is something I disliked about today?

that a***e did really well on her essay and none of us got the rest of them back. but we all heard about how she did.

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

my husband ronan lynch

57: What do I think about most?

how lonely i am

58: What’s my strangest talent?

My right middle finger is double jointed?

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

Clowns.

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Both, equally

61: What was the last lie I told?

Don’t remember.

62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Video chatting.

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Ghosts yeah, not aliens.

64: Do I believe in magic?

Kind of but no.

65: Do I believe in luck?

No.

66: What’s the weather like right now?

Overcast

67: What was the last book I’ve read?

Read or finished? Read was The Things They Carried. 

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

oh god i do.

69: Do I have any nicknames?

Manda, Amandy, Mandy (which i dislike please don’t call me mandy)

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

broken arm.

71: Do I spend money or save it?

Save!

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

Nope.

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?

Nope.

74: Favourite animal?

Wolf.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Sleeping.

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

Virginia-Anon. heahahhahhehehheh can you tell i miss that anon

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Love Me Again or whatever it’s called.

78: How can you win my heart?

Be nice to me and talk to me.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

The truth.

80: What is my favorite word? 

well, so, but, dicks.

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr 

mahirofuwafuwa, liveahaiku, bewbin, shadowoffire, izolus.

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? 

…talk to me?

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

Not anymore.

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

Teleportation.

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

"What do you think of me"

86: What is my current desktop picture?

the McDonald Mansion in my town.

87: Had sex?

Nah.

88: Bought condoms?

No.

89: Gotten pregnant?

No.

90: Failed a class?

No.

91: Kissed a boy? 

No.

92: Kissed a girl?

Yes.

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

Nope :(

94: Had job?

no.

95: Left the house without my wallet?

Yes.

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

No.

97: Had sex in public?

No.

98: Played on a sports team? 

Yep.

99: Smoked weed?

No.

100: Did drugs?

No.

101: Smoked cigarettes?

No.

102: Drank alcohol?

My parents gave it to me, but yeah.

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

No oh god no. meat.

104: Been overweight?

Only by a little. not anymore though.

105: Been underweight?

No.

106: Been to a wedding?

Yes!

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

Yes.

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

No.

109: Been outside my home country?

No.

110: Gotten my heart broken?

Yep.

111: Been to a professional sports game?

Yep.

112: Broken a bone?

Yep.

113: Cut myself?

Yee.

114: Been to prom?

No. I’m going this year though.

115: Been in airplane?

Yes.

116: Fly by helicopter?

No :(

117: What concerts have I been to?

Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

Nope.

119: Learned another language?

Not fluently, but I know Russian and a little bit of French.

120: Wore make up?

Yep.

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

No. i’m 17. it’s subject to change.

122: Had oral sex?

No.

123: Dyed my hair?

No, I love my hair color.

124: Voted in a presidential election?

No.

125: Rode in an ambulance?

Nope.

126: Had a surgery?

Technically, yes.

127: Met someone famous?

No.

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

Sort of.

129: Peed outside?

Yep.

130: Been fishing?

Mm-hmmmm

131: Helped with charity?

Yes.

132: Been rejected by a crush?

Yeah.

133: Broken a mirror?

No.

134: What do I want for birthday?

I have no idea.

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

Two or three. Mara, River or Luke, or Maely or i love names shit.

136: Was I named after anyone?

A soap opera star.

137: Do I like my handwriting?

I like what it’s beginning to look like. It’s getting sharper. less curly.

138: What was my favourite toy as a child?

My stuffed cow Moomoo

139: Favourite Tv Show?

Teen Wolf

140: Where do I want to live when older?

East Coast, ideally virginia so i’m close to DC and law opportunities and also get to hear their accents.

141: Play any musical instrument?

I used to play piano.

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?

Biggest scar is on my lower thigh from getting a birthmark removed. it’s a bad scar.

143: Favourite pizza toping?

pepperoni

144: Am I afraid of the dark?

Nonononononoo. 

145: Am I afraid of heights? 

Nope!

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

Noooope.

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

Yes.

148: What I’m really bad at

Math.

149: What my greatest achievments are

once i wrote/cowrote a story with my friend divya and it got to be like 70 typed pages long and rather than take criticism (i used to be really bad with that) i made her delete it and i’m sort of upset that i didn’t just go back and fix it?

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

nothing…?

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery

buy stuff!

152: What do I like about myself 

My hair. Sometimes my eyes.

153: My closest Tumblr friend 

I don’t know. You’re pretty cool. I really am attached to the anons I get and I admire them all a lot, but idk.

154: Something I fantasise about

a boyfriend.

155: Any question you’d like?"are my dreads fre$h?"

so fresh. 

1. What’s your favorite candle scent?

I have this candle that smells like guy’s aftershave. It’s brilliant.

2. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?

Mila Kunis

3. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother?

Danny Pino

4. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married?

I have no idea?

5. Do you know a hoarder?

Kind of.

6. Can you do a split?

nearly. i could as a child but now i cannot get all the way down

7. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?

like 10. i hated bikes holy shit

8. How many oceans have you swam in?

Two!

9. How many countries have you been to?

…1? My native one?

10. Is anyone in your family in the army?

Yep.

11. What would you name your daughter if you had one?

Mara. Or Malia.

12. What would you name your son if you had one?

Tristan or Luke or Alexander or anything cool.

13. What’s the worst grade you got on a test?

An F.

14. What was your favorite TV show when you were a child?

Little Bear.

15. What did you dress up as on Halloween when you were eight?

I haven’t any idea.

16. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series?

Yes, sir.

17. Would you rather have an American accent or a British accent?

British. Or a Virginian accent. Have you heard them? They’re like honey.

18. Did your mother go to college?

Probably not. OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS SAID GRANDMOTHER. MY MOM WENT TO JULIE NATION WHICH IS A MODELING SSCHOOL SO IT'S STILL NOT COLLEGE BUT SHE DID GET A HIGHER EUDICAOTONL. I AM SORRYR MAMOm

19. Are your grandparents still married?

One set is.

20. Have you ever taken karate lessons?

Nah, man.

21. Do you know who Kermit the frog is?

Yes.

22. What’s the first amusement park you’ve been to?

There was this waterpark a few hours away that I went to a lot. But then Disneyland was the first big one.

23. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in?

I know a decent amount of Russian, but it would be really cool to be fluent.

24. Do you spell the color as grey or gray?

Gray.

25. Is your father bald?

nO

26. Do you know triplets?

nah.

27. Do you prefer Titanic or The Notebook?

The Notebook. Never have seen the Titanic.

28. Have you ever had Indian food?

No, actually? I know a lot of Indians but no???

29. What’s the name of your favorite restaurant?

La Gare.

30. Have you ever been to Olive Garden?

Yep.

31. Do you belong to any warehouse stores (Costco, BJ’s, etc.)?

Do I belong to them? No?

32. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?

I would have been named Hunter.

33. If you have a nickname, what is it?

Bug. or mandi which is a huge inside joke.

34. Who’s your favorite person in the world?

you, bitch. Nah, you’re pretty far up there but my favorite person is my child rachel/mahirofuwafuwa.

35. Would you rather live in a rural area or in the suburbs?

Rural

36. Can you whistle?

Yes!

37. Do you sleep with a nightlight?

No.

38. Do you eat breakfast every morning?

No.

39. Do you take any pills or medication daily?

No.

40. What medical conditions do you have?

None. Sort of.

41. How many times have you been to the hospital?

Once? Twice?

42. Have you ever seen Finding Nemo?

Yes.

43. Where do you buy your jeans?

American Eagle.

44. What’s the last compliment you got?

Probably something regarding my hair.

45. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning?

Yup.

46. What flavor tea do you enjoy?

none. tea is icky. at least all that i’ve had.

47. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own?

a lot.

48. What religion will you raise your children to practice?

none. They can decide for themselves if they want to be religious. I hated having Christianity shoved down my throat. If my babies decide they want to be Christian, go for it. I’ll wake them up for church, if they desire it. If they want to be Islamic, I’ll buy you a fucking Versace prayer rug (is that what they’re called oh my god)

49. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real?

Young.

50. Why do you have a tumblr?

I wanted one.

have you ever pissed in the kitchen sink?

1. selfie

I posted one today so…

2. what would you name your future kids?

Girl: Mara is my favorite name at the moment. 

Boy: Uh…I don’t know. I’m indecisive on guy names. Maybe something like Alexander?

3. do you miss anyone?

Nah.

4. what are you looking forward to?

Prom? I guess.

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

Done.

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

Yes.

7. what was your life like last year?

Really, really weird.

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

Yes.

9. who did you last see in person?

Kelci. Or my dad.

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

Nah. People always can tell when I’m sad.

11. are you listening to music right now?

No.

12. what is something you want right now?

Done.

13. how do you feel right now?

Pretty great.

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

no idea.

15. personality description

I’m very social and I like talking to people but I also can be really reserved if I end up really caring for someone? I’m kind of backwards.

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

Yup.

17. opinion on insecurities.

They’re natural.

18. do you miss how thing were a year ago?

Last year at this time…I don’t know.

19. have you ever been to New York?

No.

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

Винтаж и Bobina - На-На-На (Vintage ft. Bobina- Na-Na-Na) whoa i copied and pasted and my text is huge now.

21. age and birthday?

17 and December 27th.

22. description of crush.

Done.

23. fear(s)

Spiders and losing people.

24. height

5’5?

25. role model

Holland Roden.

26. idol(s)

Aliya Mustafina, Holland Roden, uh fuck a lot of people.

27. things i hate

horny assholes who only ever want to fuck rather than have a conversation and every other thing has to do with fucking and it’s so annoying.

28. i’ll love you if…

play with my hair

29. favourite film(s)

Insidious, Inception, Chernobyl Diaries

30. favourite tv show(s)

Teen Wolf

31. 3 random facts

my middle finger is double jointed, i’m hella straight, and i like dogs.

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

Girls.

33. something you want to learn

how to ride a motorcycle yo

34. most embarrassing moment

i’ve never been legitimately embarrassed in front of others.

35. favourite subject

English.

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

Be a cop, move out of California, get fucking married

37. favourite actor/actress

Actor - Beau Mirchoff

Actress- …Holland Roden.

38. favourite comedian(s)

Dane Cook.

39. favourite sport(s)

Gymnastics is hella cool and dancing is so a sport.

40. favourite memory

breaking my arm playing simon says. nah. i don’t know. getting my puppy.

41. relationship status

single as hell

42. favourite book(s)

the raven boys is my favoriTE

43. favourite song ever

fuck i don’t know.

44. age you get mistaken for

younger than i am.

45. how you found out about your idol

teen wolf or the summer olympics

46. what my last text message says

"Oh no"

47. turn ons

neck kissing and oh probably a lot but i don’t really…know?

48. turn offs

constantly horny dickwads.

49. where i want to be right now

not in california.

50. favourite picture of your idol

I wouldn’t say I have one?

51. starsign

capricorn

52. something i’m talented at

nothing.

53. 5 things that make me happy

1. puns

2. dogs

3. motorcycles

4. russians

5. people with pretty hair

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

gradES

55. tumblr friends

You, fromrussiawithlooove, pandex, shadowoffire, iffenhausthedj

56. favourite food(s)

pasta

57. favourite animal(s)

dogs, wolves, foxes

58. description of my best friend

she is blonde dimply loser that i have none since we were little children and she is so funny and we call each other fried. and she’s just a very funny human

59. why i joined tumblr

i was bored one day

60. ask me anything you want