#noa simps

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LETS REWIND

so. at first when mihawk came in his tiny ass boat i was like “brooooo who tf he thinks he is hahaha ofc zoro’s gonna beat his ass up!”

I WAS SO UPSET WHEN HE KEPT FIGHTING WITH HIS TINY “”””SOWRD”””” (it’s obviously a knife)

LIKE??? PLEASE RESPECT MY MAN HE’S SWEATING HIS ASS FOR YOU AND YOU DONT EVEN MOVE YOUR PINKY?????

when he said he was gonna kill zoro omg I WANTED TO KILL HIM bro did you see how your man made my marimo cry????????????????😤😤😤😤😤😤

but then

idk

when he said “it’s still too early for you to die. My name is Dracule Mihawk! Discover your true self, the true world, become stronger! However long it may take, I shall await you at the top. Surpass this sword! Surpass me! Roronoa Zoro!”

i was😯🥹

he talked like a proud dad idk????? he really wanted to see zoro surpassing him and getting stronger🥹🥹🥹 however long it may take

then when he agreed to train zoro i found that sooooooooooooOoOoOoOOoO cute

ITS THE FACT HES BEING SO DEADASS TOO I HATE HIM 😭😭😭😭😭

HAHAHSHSHAHAHAA NO BUT I LOVE HIM HE LOVES SAYING CRAZY AND DUMB SHIT WITH A SMARTASS LOOK???? HE REALLY THOUGHT HE WAS DOING SOMETHING CLEVER THERE😫😫😫😫

omg-

i actually thought about it a lot because i see myself being bestie with sanji (and as im mosshead’s gf yk…)

HE’D BE 100% JEALOUS. i know he’d be SOO annoyed when he sees his gf talking with sanji. he’d pretend to nap brows furrowed and would let some annoyed groans/sight to make sure you get his annoyance. i don’t feel like he’d say anything except if he sees you laughing at sanji’s jokes. that’s where he draws the line.

he’d come between you and sanji and be like “leave her alone you shitty love cook” JFJSJSKSJSJSJS and then they’ll fight as usual.

LIKE THAT AWJDJSJSJS

after their silly fight i know zoro would be pissed but would need some reassurance from you🥹🥹 he wouldn’t say it ofc but he would put his head on your lap or smthg

or if he was really pissed, he’d take you from your wrist and would give you the best sex you’ve ever had just so

he’d get some reassurance that you’re only his

the shitty cook would hear and then see from the scratches and the hickeys that you’re only his

AWNSJSNW MY MARIMO