#no proship

Yeah that's right I'm a stand-up guy now. I'm a comedian now Morty. I have to show these *buuuurpp* fucking- lame guys how it's really done. Double feature, comedy and science, they're hand in hand Morty. You know, the universe *burp* the universe has a lot of jokes Morty. The universe is very funny. One day you're in your garage, and an alternate version of you comes and kills your wife and daughter Morty. Isn't that fucking- *burp* fucking funny. Can't wait to hear what those idiots in the audience have to throw at me. Jesus, I'm already regretting this.

Alright, let's give these animals some *buuurp* rules.

If you’re gonna ask a question, make it interesting. I don't do 'What's your favorite color'. I’m a fucking *burp* scientist. Ask me about the Orgy Friday Planet.

You can try to roast me, but remember who has a Neutrino Bomb up his ass.

Don't ask me to 'do the voice.' I'm doing the voice right now. This is my voice.

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𝑴𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑮𝒆𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒂 𝑶'𝑲𝒆𝒆𝒇𝒇𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆 𝑮𝒐

𝑰 𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒉𝒆/𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔 𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒔 [𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆] 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒔

𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒅𝒖𝒍𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒍

𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒅. 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒃𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒆

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𝑰 𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒙𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒏𝒆𝒐𝒔

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