I’m sick of people just blindly messaging me without bothering to even look at my profile. I am not a boi. I am not a he. I do not want to be your slave. I am happily married and also very happy with my Mistress as well. I am looking for play partners but only in meatspace. No online. I already have someone for that. If you message me when you say hello also mention the answer to life, the universe, and everything (it’s 42 for those who don’t know). If you are looking for money, keep looking. If you ask me where I’m from, I will lie to you initially because of so many people claiming to be from just up the road from where I live. If you can’t tell from the grammar in this post, I’m not stupid and will call you on your bullshit especially if you have a profile picture or send me a picture of someone that clearly doesn’t match what you’re telling me. I will google the pic dumbass. That being said, if you have made it this far and are genuine, please follow me and I will follow back so you can message me














