#no how

It's the number one issue because you cunts won't shut the fuck up about it and keep feeding into the fear mongering to get clicks and views from all the delusional boomers who are still dumb enough to trust the garbage you try to pass off as news.

Look at how the news has been reporting on Gaza.

Only now, as the Palestinians are on the verge of starving to death and being completely wiped out, are channels like ITV and BBC beginning to shift their tone and be more critical of Israel.

We already knew they were doing this shit months ago because the UN literally fucking told us, so don't start pretending now like this is some breaking news that we're all finding out about together.

TL;DR:

The mainstream news organisations have lied so much and been involved in so many scandals that people now treat these idiots like they're the voice of God.

I think it depends, really. If Umbrak is hungry and Claudius tries to rub his belly, then, well, let's just say Umbrak won't be hungry for very long. ;)

Buuuuut if the big bounty hunter is stuffed to the brim, be it with food or prey, and Claudius gets a lil handsy? Well, he'd probably throw a few idle threats the birdy nerd's way, but mostly just groan, slump back, and try his best not to look like he's enjoying it so much. Instead, he'd just grumble about being too full to move and just letting Claudius rub his belly, all while murmuring that he'd TOTALLY eat him if he weren't so stuffed...