#nitroman

Red

shlump number one

okay, i'm gonna be real. nitro man puts me in a bit of a precarious situation here.

as a stunt man and, more relevantly, a thrillseeker, nitro man is perhaps the most likely out of the entire cast of classic megaman to be fuckable simply by virtue of wanting to be given a ride. HOWEVER this is also simultaneously the reason why he should NOT be fucked in the first place.

as a thrillseeker, he's not content with normalcy. as time goes on, the established becomes droll and it's the nature to escalate. longer jumps, higher jumps, lower ramps, etc. anything anyone does with him will eventually become boring. passé. fucking? great at first. then next week he becomes bored. then he wants to use your body as a ramp. then he wants you to come along with him while you both launch through a hoop that's on fire and doing 69 at the same time with an extra 4 bananas in the tailpipe so it becomes a 73.

don't do that. any relationship where you have to escalate for your partner's satisfaction is not a relationship where you should be in. just the fact that someone is willing to do something intimate with you should in and of itself be special. explore what you can do, but know what you can't do, and don't compromise on what you won't do. never push past areas you're comfortable with, even for a partner's entertainment.

nitro man