#nintendohshit

every time i drive by that place i mutter to myself “how are they still open”

i was looking at the plushies on your bed and then i said outloud “ALICE”

honestly? they’re not that important imo. people go crazy about good thermometers but dude youll be able to tell if its too hot in there.

I currently do not use a hygrometer because theres No Way I Can Get My House To Be More Humid Sorry, and once again, you can tell. the temp gun I have is a little keychain ZooMed one and it is plenty accurate enough

i feel like i know what youre referring to and im not even watching the new season im so goddamn mad

Miles crawls in!

ACT

Check = He is followed by a huge horde of rats, he seems to be trying to give them all equal amounts of affection, he doesnt notice you

Help = you pick up a rat and kiss it, you pick up another one and kiss that one too, you keep repeating this action, you’v kissed like 1000 rats now, they just keep coming, but youre DETERMINED to show them all that you love them. you have to

Pick up = you lift up a rat over your head carefully, mimicing the lion king move. He is here, you say. Miles nods, “my son” he says. 

wow damn how did the RA find out?? also shit if youre gonna do drugs, that doesnt seem like a good place to do them in my opinion

my friends made me tell the RA bc drugs are a huge deal and one friend’s family members died or something bc of drugs so she’s shit serious about it 

the “weed” thing? (if it was more than weed goddamn girl)

yuuuuup

the night it happened, after stuff happened, RA said the situation was ‘dealt with’ and i was the only other person in the room

AND DO U K NOW WAHT. ROOMAMTE WAS BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE RIGHT ?

SHE FU KCIN. TOOK AWAY THE TV IM LAU GHING OS HARD.

SHE TOOK THE TV WITH HER ON BREAK BE ‘HER MOM NEEDS IT’ AND ITS NOT HERE NOW THIS IS HOW SHE’S TRYING TO GET BACK AT ME BUT JOKES ON HER BC MY FRIEND WAS LIKE LOUDLY SAYING “Yeah you can just keep your wii u in my room, my tv is huge” NEAR HER AND

AND