*BOOF*

Ha-HA! Didn’t see us, did you? That’s because we’ve been practicing being ninj... Wait you said you did see us? 

We weren’t hidden because this is on a public online social media site?

The joke didn’t work?

The joke is getting worse the longer we prolong it?

NINJA SENKI STUFF, CHECK IT OUT! 

Shurikenjitsu!

HIYA! Rep ninjas, and a dragon, and an old man with this super cool ninja shirt! It’s cooler because it has ninjas on it! NINJAS! #Ninjas

Ninja Senki Pin Set

N-N-N-N-Ninja pins?! Yeah, that’s right. If pins are more your jam, we’ve STILL got you covered! Ninja pin. Ninja Star pin. Show everyone that you’re a true ninja master by wearing these pins. 

Yes, that is how that works. 

Ninja Senki Vinyl Soundtrack

You might not be able to see the ninjas coming, but you sure can... hear them? The ninja jokes have gotten hard to upkeep. But that doesn’t change the fact that we’ve got this sweet soundtrack to both the original and the DX version of Ninja Senki! 

That sure was a lot of ninjas. I don’t know about you, but I still feel like we didn’t cover them all... Like there might still be more out there... Watching... waiting... making more cool stuff for you...