#nightmares?

I think I’m gonna start posting my dreams more this is fun

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Okay, so, this image has a story in my life now. I got Tumblr on Monday. I've been super stoked because it's all new and exciting. I really like Tumblr, and I got it so I could talk to an author I love. However, I think my brain may be a little rotted.

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This morning, minutes before I had to leave for work, my roommate says that she had trouble sleeping. I say that I'm sorry. Then, she proceeds to ask me, "Do you remember waking up at two this morning?"

"No, I don't," I reply.

"You woke up and said 'Don't reblog my post.' Like, sat bolt upright and said 'Don't reblog my post,'" she explains.

Haha, that's so funny, maybe I should spend less time on Tumblr today, I think. I know I have vivid dreams, so I assume that she meant I was sleep talking. (Spoiler: I was half-conscious, but not asleep)

"You also said that you had a nightmare that Jeff the Shark hit you with his tail. You were deeply upset about it," she adds. "We had a whole conversation!"

That's weird. I don't play Marvel Rivals all that much.

Then, the realization hits me. I saw half a dozen Jeff the Land Shark posts yesterday. This is the one I showed my roommate. I start giggling, because it's so fucking absurd of a nightmare - that I don't remember, by the way - that there's no way this is real.

"Yeah, you said it was very scary," my roommate tells me between our giggles.

"There's no fucking way!" I laugh.

"And you just kept talking about how I can't reblog it!" says my roommate.

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But when he’d talk to someone he wouldn’t talk to them, he’d talk to the people “behind the screen” but it for some reason wasn’t forth wall breaking or whatever. And he’d like go on and on about “stop this, I’m stuck here stop watching me, stop stop, I don’t want to be here, they’ve trapped me here and I can’t get out” lmao that was kinda weird

Then quacktiy went on live with like a dark screen titled like “addressing purpled rumors” where he was just like “I don’t know how purpled managed to get on this server. I don’t know what he’s doing, but he will be dealt with and punished accordingly”