#nightmareguide

"Greetings," he said, his tone polite and formal as ever. He walked over to the table, sitting himself down as he looked up. "It's rather dark outside, isn't it? Somewhat on the cold side, yet the season doesn't feel right for that... Anyway, please, have a seat. We can chat over snacks, or perhaps play a game of some sorts."

—thecatwillprobablyendupbecomingthekids’playmateohwell—

"And why should I do that, Cat?" the White Rabbit replied in annoyance. "Don’t you already, somehow, entertain yourself as you mock me, without asking for my permission or whatever it is called?" He was a guide, not a source of entertainment. "Why don’t you entertain me, Cat? With something that it isn’t irksome? Because, in case you don’t know, everything you did was downright annoying. Maybe you lack the creativity to be entertaining without being annoying?” he said. “Better, why don’t you just make the Alice(s) entertain you? They seem to fascinate you so much. You like playing with them, don’t you? Bother them, not me.”