anyway if anybody cares nico de la mora is a bartender at romeoās (likee entertainment center sort of, club ā¦ mix thing) as a day job and a couple times a week his night job is being the only male stripper at the strip club in his fucked up little small town. he only stands with the āgood guysā out of allegiance to people he cares about rather than having any morals or ethics. he drives a motorcycle and chain-smokes and accidentally blew his own finger off because heās so trigger-happy. heās a murderer and both of his body counts are in the double digits. he grew up as the forgotten-about member of what was basically a three person mini-gang of people who used to run their small town with tactics of fear and asshole-ery, and while the leader of that gang turned into the most evil person alive and disappeared and the second-command reformed into a great guy, heās been stuck as the same horrible jerk that heās been since he was a kid. he wears brass knuckles around and is extremely hungry for power and extremely loyal to those he loves. heās in love with his best friend but thinks heās too fucked up and evil to ever be deserving of him. during the second armageddon of the town, he decided to join the military and fight along the evil side just because hes so trigger happy. heās the sluttiest guy youll ever meet and probably has some cluster-B problem but will never address it. heās basically tyler durden.
theodore kingsley, or theo, is a forensic analyst at the alcombey police department with a strong sense of justice and a high regard for ethics and morals. heās determined to fight for good in his town and is keen on using his intelligence to do so, as he deems that as his weapon. heās a bit of a neat freak and is passionate about debate. for a long time, his only friend besides his family was nico, and honestly nico is still his only close non-familial relationship. he doesnāt care for labels but has only ever been interested in nico and, outside of nico, is not very interested in romance at all. he has a motorcycle license but only ever occasionally takes nicoās or his cousin aphrodites for a spin. heās on the autism spectrum and his special interest is blood spatter analysis (a bit of a concerning thing for a child to be interested in but not out of character for the universe). if not with nico, he prefers to spend his time alone and working. he has a lot of opinions on nicos actions and behavior, but loves him regardless and is constantly warring internally about that. he also has several opinions on his relatives (main characters btw) but also loves them regardless. introvert
they have seen many many horrors š©· Many many š©· and yet they still want to have gay sex with each other š©· the indomitable human spirit š©·
