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Gove and Morgan to Take on New Roles in Education #MichaelGove #NickyMorgan #ukeducation

Teacher Shortage Reduced by Two

Teacher shortages across England and Wales have been reduced by a factor of two, as both Michael Gove and Nicky Morgan have decided to enter the profession.

Disregard for Humanity The news follows their sacking from Government Office, due to gross and sustained incompetence, alienating teachers, and political back stabbing.

Mr Gove, who hopes to become a History…

Can You Make Your Bloody Mind Up? - Teachers Plead #forcedacadamisation #ukeducation #Uturn #NickyMorgan

No More U-turns – Just Sort it Out! geralt / Pixabay

After the latest Government u-turn, on the policy of forced academisation, teachers have pleaded with the morons at the Department for Education. All they ask, is that they find a fucking policy, and stick with it for more than five minutes.

Map-Cap “Look, we know we are probably not going to agree with the shit they throw at us, but to be…

"I Know Best" - Nicky Morgan Tells Everyone #LetKidsBKids #NickyMorgan #SATS #ukeducation #KidsStrike3rdMay

“Just Do What I Fucking Say”, Nicky Morgan, Yesterday. Image Courtesy of Policy Exchange, Under the CC BY2.0 License. Modified facial features.

After many parents decided to take their children out of school to protest over the Primary School tests –  and a further 40,000 signed a petition expressing concern about over-testing in the UK – Nicky Morgan and the Department of Education couldn’t give…

Nicky Morgan Jealous of Jeremy Hunt #jeremyhunt #NickyMorgan #ukeducation

It’s Time to Show Teachers Who is Boss Image Courtesy of Policy Exchange Under the CC BY2.0 license

In a press conference today, Mrs Morgan told reporters that she was getting increasingly envious of Jeremy Hunt’s callous disregard for the medical profession and NHS. As a result, she explained that she will be ramping up her efforts to destroy teachers and bring the education system to its knees.

Teacher Workload Solved - Say Department for Education #NickyMorgan #teachers #UKEdcuation #Workload

Maybe Now Teachers will Quit Moaning – Say Ministers Shivmirthyu / Pixabay

Thanks to teachers working more overtime than any other profession their workload crisis has been solved; the Department for Education announced today.

Nonsensical In a bizarre and nonsensical statement they reasoned, “The main problem is that teachers couldn’t get all the jobs done, that we piled on them with all our…

Why Didn't You Tell Us Baseline Tests were Bollocks? Ministers ask Teachers #Baseline #NickyMorgan #ukeducation

You could have said! Ministers tell teachers PublicDomainPictures / Pixabay

Government ministers were really dismayed last week when they were forced to abandon the new baseline tests for schools as they were not fit for purpose.

Bloody Fortune “It’s a shame that no one in the teaching profession pointed this out sooner,” Department of Education spokesperson Joseph Likkiball, exclaimed angrily. “I…