#nicky roasts

We roasting Nicky? There was a guy in my old building who lived on my floor and this one time I saw him getting out of a taxi while eating a pre-cooked roast chicken from the supermarket with his bare hands, and he really just had strong Nicky vibes like if Nicky didn't have a civilised husband that's who he'd be

Okay, but why does galaxy brain!Joe and monkey brain!Nicky remind me of Eve waxing poetics and being very romantic about Villanelle and talking about what she looks like in specific careful detail, and how much she thinks about her everyday; and Villanelle being like "was it an Asian woman with amazing hair" and "I masturbate about you" and "it's a very beautiful face".