#nicksam

Send a “!” for our muses married life.

Who was the one to propose: Sam.

Who stressed more over wedding planning: I dunno. Probably Nick, but only because he’s never been good at wedding planning.

Who decorated the house: I assume they both kinda did. Or at least they both agreed on what they wanted if nothing else.

Who is more organized: I’m not sure. Nick?

Who initiates bedroom fun: A lot of the time it’s Nick, but it does switch.

Who suggested kids first: Well considering they’re both men, and considering Sam’s hunter lifestyle, it’s probably not something either of them have honestly considered with each other. I’m sure they’ve had conversations about what it’d be like if they got kids through some means. But it’s likely not something they truly plan on unless life puts them in that position by pure accident.

Who’s more dominant: Sam.

Who’s the cuddler: Nick.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: That’s a good question, and I’m not sure. Talking to each other. I’m sure they love talking to each other. And Nick likes making Sam laugh by telling dumb jokes in between conversations.

Who kills the spiders: Nick. Mostly because I imagine Sam being the type to either leave the spider alone, or put it outside if it’s in the way.

Who falls asleep first: Nick.

Who is louder?: More often than not, Nick, but it also depends on what’s happening.

Who is more experimental?: I’m gonna say Sam.

Do they fuck or make love?: Both

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: Sam.

Who comes first?: I’m not sure.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it?: Sam’s probably better, and Nick probably prefers it.

Who usually initiates things?: Nick.

Who is more sensitive?: I don’t know.

All the yes in the universe to Nick/Rhodey and Nick/Sam. I need more of both of these ships in my life in huge ways.

Nick/Rhodey would genuinely be so much fun though. I talked about Nick's various issues in the Nick/Bucky post, but somehow with all of that I still kind of see Nick/Rhodey being fun. Nick Fury has a sense of humour, and Rhodey is like the saner Tony Stark and they'd get each other from the soldier points of view but well Rhodey just seems so infectious when he gets in the mood and they'd have a blast.

Like I'm sure half of their flirting is basically Rhodey half assed exaggerated posing in his War Machine suit, and Nick snorts despite himself, and then they both go and blow shit up together and save the world.

Also they would traumatise the fuck out of Tony. I BET THAT THEY JUDGE EACH OTHER'S SUCCESS AT FLIRTING WITH HOW MUCH IT TRAUMATISES TONY STARK.

And Nick/Sam would be super fluffy in every way gosh, don't even start with me. Sam is snarky sunshine, and Nick is grumpy snark, and they both throw so much fucking shade at people it's glorious. And it's the typical dynamic and it works so well because again they're both soldiers so they know where the other is coming from and they can gauge what's off limits and what's not. Also they save the world while being amazing boyfriends.