#nickbottomkin

hey!!! i'm nick bottom from something rotten, looking for everyone! i don't have any memories as of yet, but please like/reblog if you're a sourcemate!!!! i'll message you as soon as i can! thanks! (also, i'm a minor!)

Being a playwright in your past life but not being able to write 1 scene for shit in this one- Nick Bottom

Bea Bottom is a queen and is the best woman to have ever entered my life and I know I fucked up but I'm so grateful she stayed with me. She really is my right hand man - Nick Bottom

Nick Bottom here to say Jesus Christ I'm sorry to both Nigel and Bea. I fucked you both over so much because I was so obsessed with upstaging Shakespeare I didn't even take you two into consideration. Nigel, your writing was brilliant, better than anything I had ever seen, and I'm glad my breakdown didn't stray you from continuing writing with Portia. And Bea, my brilliant, strong, loving wife, I'm so sorry for taking your cottage away and making you live in some strange nation. I'm sorry

My name is Nick Bottom from Something Rotten, and holy fucking SHIT, I HATE SHAKESPEARE. He was such a FUCKING ASSHOLE AND I HATED HIM SO GODDAMN MUCH-- LIKE PLEASE, SHUT THE FUCK UP MAYBE? STOP BEING A LITTLE ASS? JUST... GOD. The Shakespeare in my canon was a fucking ASSHOLE to Nigel and Portia and I and I just... God. Just. Hope you aren't as bad as you used to be...