4160 tuesdays fragrance reviews with ana and evil heather
woody, vanilla, old books, smoky, liquorice, wet ground wet trees, an old lesbian who lives in the forest.... and she's kinda sexy. she does like abstract art movement pieces in the forest. she also builds things. she also has a practical side to her which i appreciate. OH! she does woodwork. obvi.
captured by candlelight 🕯️🍯
old 1940s glasgow swwetshop. it smells like...what are those what are those squares but they're kinda of foamy? you know like old style pick and mix. top notes - old style pick and mix, old woody floor kinda fucked up. theres an agED vibe to this. bottom notes - vimto ice lolly is a depressed girl. wear this if you want to be a siren to old men. but not in a weird way.... (no way to not make that weird)
Reminds me of hot masc confident polynesian lesbian in the l word. like 32 years old and knows her shit. financially comfortable. kind of old fashioned reminds me of my grandmothers perfumes. reminds me of my grandpa. its cigharettey. deep sweetness but a smoky tobaccoey vibe. hot and sweet and toasty. a darkness to it.
blackberries, red wine... H's immediate thought - strongbow dark fruits. sweet red wine. it just smells like the pub! an old table at the pub but not in a gross way. (after reading the description) makes it more sexy and fun! H would wear this but not buy it.
a flame in your heart ❤️🔥💃🏽
fiery, spicey, orange. definitely an orange. dried blood red orange. clove, A - "this is kinda making me smile!" H- this smells a mum who's working hard for her kids for christmastime. this kinda just smells like my mum. this is a confusing one. i like that its confusing!
H- WOAH! I really like it. It's really epic. wooahhh. parma violets (so i understand the purple packaging) kind smells like lush if lush wasn't cringe and gay. maybe if lush self harmed or something. clean, fruity, but its also like. a bit like lost. a bit lost in the sauce. bc its so sweet but its a bit depressing. A - it kinda smells like chlorine. like the way that chlorine opens up your nose its doing that to be. H - Wow. I would bathe in this (carresses her arm) (lost in thought) (locking in to get her sense of smell back to normal to she can smell it again) it's like if you got synesthesia its what a lesbian would smell like. like if daisy by marc jacobs was a real girl.
A - 8/10 (but i would def wanna kiss her) H - 9/10 *winner*
honey jasmine karma 🙋🏼♀️🌼
A - Reminds me of the enterance of my gran's house where there was a white flower shapla tree and it smelt to strongly and everyone told me there was snakes in it. H - this is a beautiful white girl who unfortunates appropriates south asian culture. it's very beautiful but there's not much going on. honey, jasmine, thats it.
A - 4/10 for cultural appropriation H - 4/10 out of allyship
piney, masculine, smoky, if you went to one of those sales where they had christmas trees but they burnt everything down. the guy who owns the place burnt the place down and his wife smells like this no jhe smells like that no he (unintelligible rambling) H used to steal her neighbours flowers, run away, put them in an old waterbottle and go door to door selling them to the other neighbours. no body ever bought it.
A - 4/10 H - 3/10 boring and smells like a man *loser*
we're not out of the woods yet 🤢🪖
euughh! creamy and smoky in a really gross way. oil pastels. plastecine. not good! Unfortunate bc the smell was inspired by India. so I thought it would be familiar. but its gross. H - even got a creepy name. A - please i want to get out
overall excellent selection of smells. def will be ordering another sample set to unbox and do an asmr vid with. will prob have to get some full size ones too... longevity remains to be seen. but some beautiful and creative scents! fave sample set i've ever ordered!