nice INTP: so you know how Disney princesses and heroes and stuff are always like, “Follow your heart?”
ENTP: *nods* *thinks of vegenaise*
nice INTP: what if the villain did that? “My heart suggests I slaughter everything”
ENTP: *thrilled with INTP’s brain* so the princess, blonde, pink, haloed and good is facing cool evil villain who is about to kill her, “You don’t have to do this.” Villain’s like, “You spoke?” Princess says, “Just follow your heart.” Villain’s like, “Are you sure?”. She’s like, “Yes. It will show you the way.” Villain’s like, “K” and slices her head off. Her knight in shining armor comes in like, “Whyyyyyy?!”
nice INTP: villain’s like, “I followed my heart”
ENTP: no. “She told me to”
