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I think SMG4 is truly at its best when it takes the characters' struggles and emotions seriously, even despite some goofy aspects. Which honestly I think gives it its unique charm, something you don't really get in too many places
in some ways it reminds me of the heaviness of 2020-2022 era (also my favourite) so I'M JUMPING IN JOY YAYYYY!!! Now about 3's alcoholi-
I'm so happy we've got to see more of Karen's backstory!!
I can't believe she was homeless!!! but it really does make sense when you consider everything. Of course, finding a job for an ex assassin is hard, it doesn't just come by that easily, tbh, searching for a job in general is PAIN
also this was the moment I knew this episode would be sad. like. when you look at the list, most of these are understandable or at least in some way fit Karen and in general the very real weight of life. living is expensive
also the children were so good too and I'm so happy they show how much all 3 of them actually love their mom so much, it's very sweet
and Mario was so sweet this episode too!! You would usually expect him to be immature about this stuff but he was so nice and helpful this time. There's something so sweet about Mario putting aside his usual impulses to be helpful. It's like he feels the tone of the episode and acts accordingly. Like yeah he was still a goofy guy but not a careless one. Like he was so ready to beat up the new CEO guy. tbh I wonder if that guy will come back later, probably not
now uh.
so the moment I saw him pick up the walkie talkie from the trash, the lingering, the was he picks it up, the noise it makes, that's when I knew "Oh."
Now.
He.... okay so. This man- he wouldn't say it like that. I feel like there's something to the idea that the walkie talkie affected him. Or the tone of the episode.
"mission accepted" is just so not Mario core so it makes me believe that he isn't- entirely himself? or god, how do I- like I said he's the embodiment of tonal shifting, he's really good at it, built for it in fact.
"Mission accepted" is like. mission........ like....... I saw someone saying it could be Karen's old boss, which I'm actually more inclined to believe than Marty. BUT I do think Marty and the Boss are in cahoots.
also definitely not Puzzles, he's god damn locked up. Let him fester just a little more in his delusions, it'll make him even worse <3
honestly at most I only see it being Marty's and/or the Boss's goal to break Puzzles out to use him for their own gain but even that's a stretch if I'm being real. Puzzles, especially now, is incredibly selfish. And had been betrayed as well. I don't think it's just that easy to make him get on your side.
anyways my prediction is Karen Mario vs that boss and Marty
good parralels for both, with the whole "I used to work for you and I never wish to go back"
or. another Mario antagonist moment, who knows, I don't
FIRST OF ALL!!! MY FAVOURITE PART!!! THE HORROR ELEMENTS!!!
guys,,,, sobbing. my day was shit and this was exactly the kinda episode I needed
I love shitty found footage horror so much and this was exactly it. they were so stupid and perfect throughout the whole thing. Mario feeling like a genuine threat too, especially with coming through the monitor the ring style, crazy stuff. I love when the crew takes advantage of the amount of edge Mario capable of because he IS dangerous and it's good to be reminded of that. It also shows why you can't have him as a true arc villain, because with enough runtime, he COULD get bored enough to destroy so much it becomes permanent. It's scary and I love that about him.
Also the animation was on point, so was the pacing, I barely ever felt lost, besides the found footage doing it's found footage thing but that didn't stop me from understanding it. And the BEGINNING.......... wonderful WONDERFUL cold open, immediately hooked, really good episode. Characters I think I said were also on point. Though it would be fun if we had episodes like this, as in horror parody episodes that involved other characters. Like a slasher movie parody type deal. Imagine Saiko in that aaaougggghhh it would go HARD I say HAAARD only problematic one to include that in is Melony because it feels like if she can't do anything it's an arc villain amount of scary which ougghghh even though I'd love Melony in a good horror parody episode
now uhmn. the Big thing, which I saw other ppl talk about, it's just not the main aspect of the episode for me
I think the 34 moments felt a liiiiiittle bit more earned because uh. they had denial. I think it's like mandated for them
first of all the catch scene, 3 rolls his eyes then lets go of him
then, when they get inside the fridge
realise they're trapped together and both go "EWWW" which I found funny, I actually had to rewind that part because it went by so fast I barely realised what I was hearing
also when 4 was saying "at least we'll got out knowing we tried our best" I really thought they were gonna do the hugging thing like 4's dying project version of them were doing in the Mario pc virus episode, I think it would've been a funny call back and would've made the picture Mario took of them WAAAY more embarrassing
also I really like ppl saying that 3 is a bad influence on 4 <3 they're so right, considering Mario is one of his besties, he of course would be into morally gray men #mar34
the humour was also on point honestly, very fitting for all the characters, like 3's self awareness jokes which he seemed to gain these days, I'll note that for fanfics, the jokes about how to stop Mario, 4 taking it on himself to bless salt with some bootleg cross which- 3's reaction was crazy, he has NO chill /VERY VERY aff
fuck it man, I'm gonna talk about peak. I'm. gonna. talk about. peak
MOVIE SPOILERSSS
When I tell you. so like. I haven't been that hard into the series that much is like, obvious, so like. When I tell you. WHEN I TELL YOU.
I watched this whole thing, mainly glued to the screen though more so towards the 2nd part. I have this problem with awkward scenes where they affect me more than they should so I do just. skip around sometimes cuz I can't handle them these days. but man it gets SO good and like
I do love hitshow (more often referred to as gunshow I know but I'll forever call it hitshow, the same way I'm probably the only one making them into yuri) and I thought a lot about like how their whole thing would go and like, the fact. THE FACT that this is THE first time in a while the show managed to come up with something so much better than I ever expected. Like it's probably no secret to people who have followed me for longer, I really didn't like some of the movies and choices in general that were made. But this is the exact opposite, i've been sitting here like wow, this is literally so good, I couldn't have come up with anything better and I have ADHD-esque yaoi angst brain spinning all the time and that shit didn't come up with it it's that good. I LOVE DIVORCE SO MUCH, IT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!!!!!!!!!!! BITTER BITTER AWFUL DIVORCE THAT JUST KICKS YOU IN THE GUTS SO GOOD!!!!!!!!
Like man I've been sitting here like genuinely thinking about like doing stuff about it I'm just so much more preoccupied with other fandoms. As recently deltarune with chap 3 and 4 grabbed me right back into my familiar hell of kerdly kicking and screaming (in excitement) and also my partners pulling me into dandy's world where I've been toying around with a lot of stuff and both I've discussed at lenghts AND THEN THIS MOVIE BREAKS IN. TAKES OVER MY BRAIN. MAKES ME UNABLE TO FULL LOCK IN ON DOING ANYTHING ELSE??? WHEN I'VE BEEN WAY LESS FOCUSED ON IT???? broooo
like this was genuinely so good. and the smaller choices I'm still thinking about?
like the whole scene where Puzzles goes kinda manic as he spins into going towards the showgrounds and like, I looked around a little but have such little reading patience right now so- I wouldn't know if anyone talked about how it feels like he's. genuinely conflicted. He was manipulating because otherwise he's unstable and THAT unstable at that. I feel like he doesn't fully trust his feelings when making his choices yet he only acts by them. Like the thing with Leggy is that was his first connection and then he wasn't willing to let anyone in
And then the scenes where WPNZ straight up, physically gets to him, touches him which probably makes it hard to pay attention to anything else, like I'm thinking about the gas station scene with this- Like he almost faced the fact there that he's getting attached to these people when it wasn't his plan. Like he wants to make space and show how they're really just tools for him, something that I think he also did with Leggy if I'm being real.
And then the end, where I think, he. accepts that he cared. And that he ruined it. and that umm
:3
hey so that bullet (or bullet shell, Idk gun terminology mannnn) and with a TV? Like..... perhaps...... the ending?
As if to signal in a way that his realisation of "What have I done...?" is simply the beginning? Which I hope because. I need him to go throught he grueling wrangler of change
Also others rightfully talked about WPNZ moving on but the ending scene with him, his reaction to the TV there, like bro he's feeling so many emotions there mannnn like he still holds a sort of attachment, which I'm. pretty sure is because of how easily he gets attached to people and he's like, once again being tested. I can see him thinking "What was I thinking, wanting to pair up (gay joke intended) with the guy who immediately suggested ereasing memories that made me who I am today?" And perhaps still just sitting there. Toomp beside him as they relax for the day because maybe they had a long day before and. It had been a while yet it still lingers in his mind.
"Is... Is it bad that I still think about him?" saying it to himself outloud then showing off his poor anger management skills in how he'd handle the feelings it gives him. GREAT BITTER DIVORCE YAYYY <3 anguish and resentment on planet divorce yayyy!!!
Btw on that note I wanna say I hope he like, doesn't try to go back to Karen, like I hope he has the realisation thing that he fucked up for once and if he's not trusted again, he should be okay with it and move on
just LIKE HOW PUZZLES SHOULD'VE.... and frankly, almost did
Because this bitch will say oh I'm MANIPULATING THEM SO HARD!!! WHEHEHE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S COMING!!!!
meanwhile getting silly with his supposed manipulation targets and getting incredibly and notacibly frustrated about it, like definitely part of the manipulation! Like OBVIOUSLY he was doing that to just Pretend To Be Vulnerable For Big Manipulate.
Kinda as if he's scared of yknow. losing control. yknow. yknow. yknow. And how it feels like in his movies he likes himself best as the director, one of his songs straight up being called creative *control* like......... me when the childish character is incredibly obvious
anyways I didn't mention that part yet but the whole fight scene where they get increasingly worse, not only is it so so divorce awesome but the way how they get increasingly more and more petty with each other too, so so stubborn, wanting to hurt the other more
like it's crazy to me, it had literally nothing to do with Puzzles's goals like. Okay so. WPNZ saying bad things is understandable, especially the situation. But Puzzles? Like he gen stayed there to be petty and to have the biggest most divorcest fight this show had ever seen
like the way he fought didn't feel like at all like he wanted to escape, to save himself. this bitch cared even in his worst moments what the fuck is WRONG WITH HIM!!!! LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!!!! CMON!!!!!! "but he was being mean to him it's the opposite, are you stupid?" we're talking about Puzzles the no emotion regulator man with a fuck ton of conflicting feelings, of course he would crash out at the core of his problem, which happened to be his divorcee
And the ending? the way how it makes me think not a "Oh he's getting better" but a "Will he make it better or worse?" because I'm unsure. Lot of things you can do with him and at this point I do genuinely trust the writers with it. Like wow, keep writing peak, keep doing this thing where you use only a few characters for the movie to be in main roles and make it about them, it works really well. just hoping it to be used for different groups of characters in the future as well. Especially if like at some point we get time away from Puzzles so he can digest his situation and we could explore other characters as well and leeeet Meggy reeeesttttt woah like woah
her reaction was very very good. I bet Leggy was so destroyed in her then like can you imagineeeee mann MANNNN!!!!!!! btw guys I'll be so real I never hated Leggy, I do just like characters that are lowkey kinda minions, like uh. Bibble from barbie fairy movies, love that guy.
ALSO. CAN WE TALK ABOUT JUST HOW....... the animation has been so so full of personality like in such a soul reaching way, like with some of the scenes I was sitting there noticing all the small parts in it, the pauses and the soft movement that carries so much in it, like a sort of gentleness and I was in AWE man it's my FAVOURITE THING!!!! I love you smg4 animators, I wish they all would get paid extra extra extra, they need their flowers and monies extra style for that banger
and the fact that despite that, I still remember laughing at some stuff, though Idk what it was at this point? Also of course inappropriate time laughs when WPNZ started to beat Puzzles up and I heard the glass breaking noise and I think the speed of it all made it hilarious enough to make me laugh a bit because it was beautifull absurd and so so divorcey at the same time
oh yeah also the death cube being sent into the sky I also remember made me laugh. In general the physical comedy does tend to be high quality in this show with gooood timing and tension in between things happening
btw absolutely loved 4's small arc of "why are you doing this Meggy" to "You tried and that's all that matters" is crazy, and. kind of fitting on how he had been, very 2 ends of what he is, though that is not to say that he wasn't genuine, not what I'm saying. Just incredibly fitting to how he had been
also I have little idea on . what's going on with 3 and how he left, I wonder if we'll learn more about that? possibility that probably not since this wasn't about him but one can dream. I do like 3 episodes............ CEO of Rizz, you are still awesome
well anyways I loved the movie if it wasn't obvious, big time peak/10
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basically part 2 since i hypothesized it to be 3 earlier
so.
to refresh in case you aren't like me and the teaser doesn't live rent free in your head
now. let's use tone curve and light that shit up!
and so we get a better look of the shadow that is more clear now- but frankly not enough! when you zoom in some parts become more blurry which is VERY annoying, as in it loses definition in a way that doesn't match the loss of definition in parts of the shadow that you can already easily see in the original picture, what I'm saying is the part that becomes visible because of the tone curve is hard to trust if I'm being so real, si what we can mostly work with is the rim of the hat and the glove..... my worst enemies in this
BECAUSE
the hat for now I won't bother with because for Mario the deal breaker is the glove. In the shadow the top part of the glove is way higher, as I marked it here. I wanted to use the hair too since that doesn't seem to match at first glance either but as I said detail really gets lost in the darker part of the image so I don't want to rely on it.
also the nose but. maybe Ben managed to move him in a way that it wasn't visible, something that is just not possible to do with the gloves
now!
first
I'll go into other parts in a bit but would you look at that! the gloves actually line up
wait
I pushed the rig aside a bit so you can see how it does!
so it's 3 or 4, right? ..... right?
you would think. I mean come on, it's a smoking gun!
remember how I said I wouldn't bother with the hat?
THE HAT IS FUCKING MARIO SHAPED
no matter HOW I rotated 4's stupid fucking hat it wouldn't align! Mario's aligned way better! while Mario's hat is sloped and has like a less loaded front, while 4 has an almost square shaped hat when it comes to silhuette
oh also nobody's face lines up, it's way too squished
my final diagnosis: SMG4 squished his head and stole Mario's hat for this picture specifically
and, as my last words for this post: Fuck you, Ben (you're too good at this)
smg34 hurt comfort fic with bedridden 4 after stuff happened where he's alone with 3 because they have stuff to do even if they're worried for 4, they do sometimes check on him but it's 3 mostly, and 3 basically lives there now, even more so, falling asleep at 4's place, 4 clearly seeing 3 caring (AND NOT TEASING ABOUT HIM BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHEN HE CAN AND NOW IS NOT THE TIME) and like despite it all 4 still looking all gloomy and 3 wondering if he's bad for being there and asks 4 what's wrong and he gets the ever so awful answer of "I really hoped I would've just died there" and says that as if it's something that someone with good mental health would say, while 3 looks at him more worried than ever, blurting out a threat then stopping because it isn't what he wants
"C'mon man" 3 would say "You can't do this to me. You can't do this to US"
and like I think they would lightly argue because they're both so upset about it and y'know maybe they get to know things about each other they maybe had an idea about but weren't sure
because you can't expect me to believe that they're totally oblivious about how they might feel about each other, I just refuse to believe that
anyways even if they get to realise they both have a thing for each other it would get awkward and they wouldn't know how to talk further, 3 would hastily leave and it would take him a MOMENT to get his shit together