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Hello, Anon:

The best source for the most accurate information about Timothée Chalamet is ...

Timothée Chalamet.

Period.

Hello, Anon:

There are so many factors in any human being’s life that can influence the connections they choose to make with other human beings, which may not be so obvious to outsiders looking in.

While we can often get a sense of what someone might be like from watching hours of video footage, reading pages of interviews, and following them on social media, they’re still only ever going to give us glimpses into who they really are, with content they choose to share with us, and never the whole picture, even with someone as seemingly open and transparent as Timmy, who admittedly wears his heart on his sleeve.

His willingness to be vulnerable and authentic as a human being, which many of us find so appealing about him, is also what gives us the illusion that we know exactly what’s in his heart at all times, when the truth is that we really don’t know, not about everything, anyway. He gives us what he wants us to know, no more, no less.

While I’m still hopeful for the outcome many of us on this ship hope to see someday, I reserve room for doubt and other possibilities, to protect myself from being completely crushed if things don’t turn out the way I had hoped.

I think it’s unfair for us as fans to expect the subjects of our adoration to live up to the image we’ve created of them in our hearts and minds without also giving them room to be real-life human beings. It’s fun to fantasize, but we need to be mindful that they are just people, too.

That said, this situation is still just a rumor, but even if it turns out to be true, it still begs the question of authenticity, as PR romances are still a standard practice in the entertainment industry, even in the 21st-century, because certain kinds of fans still seem to demand it. We won’t be free of this nonsense until celebrities themselves start actively fighting against it.

Hello, Anon:

There seems to be popular notion that this obviously artificially-enhanced look is highly desirable, not just on social media, but in real life, too.

What’s weird about this notion is that the hottest young female celebrities on the planet right now, IMHO, looks nothing like these ubiquitous, overfilled, plastic, copycat fembots so desperate to make a name for themselves on Instagram and TikTok.

Being seen with a surgically enhanced, filled-and-injected Instagram bikini model influencer clone on his arm seems so contradictory to Timmy’s public persona, which indicates, to me, anyway, a higher degree of intelligence, taste, and sophistication than this choice might imply. It just seems out of character, based on what I think I know of him.

And that’s the problem. I know nothing, Oliver. Who the hell even knows, Anon? That’s assuming that any of this is even real.

Just my two cents. Not saying I know anything, or that I’m right about any of it. But I sense your frustration, and wholeheartedly agree.

Hello, Anon:

The only thing in which DuhMoi ever succeeds is living up to their nickname, IMHO.

I certainly don’t intend to give this nonsense any more attention that it deserves, beyond calling it out at least once for the predictable and ridiculous nonsense that it is.

How else can we tell the people selling it that we’re not buying it?

Hello, Anon:

Wow, a scantily-clad, artificially-enhanced Instagram influencer/model/REALTOR©️ from the South. Where have we seen THAT before?

THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF: Charmiesphere Edition

1. DENIAL

2. ANGER

3. BARGAINING

4. DEPRESSION

5. ACCEPTANCE

Just kidding, I’m sure someone cares. It’s just not me.

The staircase in that particular scenario can spiral in three directions: up, down, or out of control.

Hello, Anon:

I didn’t start this DuhMoi dumpster fire.

Do you really think I believe this nonsense?