Listen I've never read The Odyssey nor do I intend to in the near future
But is Poseidon that much of a dick-
Like even the Cyclops inherited his dick-ish bad bitch hot shot shit attitude
Like half of Epic the musical would not exist without Poseidon on the Cyclops
Poseidon is out here saying I would have rather you killed my son then for me after deal with that blind child and that's kinda fuck
Or is it like really god-ishly expensive to restore someones blindness and that's why Poseidon was like "DUDE THIS IS THE FUCKING 7283TH THIS EARTH CYCLE YOU'RE MY MOST EXPENSIVE KID YOU KNOW?!! LIKE NOT EVEN THE ON SITE STAFF/TEACHER WANT TO DEAL WITH YOU BEANS FOR BRAINS"
Because like if it costed him a Palace each time I would be mad too, but still the Apple didn't land very far from the tree when it came to Poseidon on that Cyclops because they attitude is wack
No wonder Hermes, Athena and Aiolos/Aeolus, we're giving Odysseus the equivalent of a self-quarantine when it came to running into Poseidon
Like Aeolus straight up said "keep this bag closed and I'll take Poseidon's storm away because he ate my leftovers that was clearly marked in the fridge and now he doesn't get to have his fancy storm"
AND HERMES WAS LIKE " listen Zeus gave you a way home and stuff but like I still want you to have the storm that Poseidon was meant to have today in this bag so we doesn't get to have it today. And I'm not gonna say it was my idea but all I'm gonna say is Poseidon was barking up the wrong tree when he decided cloudy Skies for the next 12 years would be chill. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SCROLLS GOT WET??"
I swear Athena must have been training Odysseus not because he was really talented it was because she wanted to pray up on Poseidon's downfall
