#neurotypical behavior

Enjolras kicks his feet when he's happy and sitting down.

you look at his face and hes Deadpan

you look at his feet and their speed rivals the light's

So everyone assumes he has this angelic ass voice right? But one day, someone gets a video of him singing as a kid and it's just HORRENDOUS. Like, worse than regular kid-singing. So everyone is like... "Hey enj, what is this?" And he's just like, "oh yeah, I can sing better now lol." Then he does this like, opera song with beautiful intonation and articulation and pitch. But then, somehow, it comes out that he only knows one song, but he's just super good at it. If he's asked to sing anything else, he just leaves.

He uses expensive hair products (modern au), but would never tell anyone that he does. So he just straight up lies and says he uses coconut oil.

He owns exactly one cravat, but it's fancy with silk and shit so nobody questions the fact that he only owns one.

Thats all.

OH MY GOD ENJ BEING GOOD AT ONE (1) SONG GIVES ME LIFE ACTUALLY 😭😭😭 he definitely Would do that,,, my idiot son,,,

- enjolras is SILENT when he walks, has scared many people on accident doing this

- walks on his tip toes a lot

- enj takes escape rooms very seriously while grantaire is fucking around with the person operating it, earns a lot of glares

- tooth gap :]

- enjolras is scarily good at zip zap zop

- enjolras walking into a meeting upset/annoyed about something and courfeyrac instantly cheering him up, he tries very hard not to give in to a smile but it’s impossible

- learnt sign language very quickly for ferre and helped other members of les amis learn it too

- i loveee enj with a prosthetic tbh

- jehan once dyed enjolras hair, to say the result was fucked is an understatement

- him, courf and ferre have movie nights together regularly

- enjolras who loves his friends a lot and gets very emotional out of love for them

enj is indeed SUCH a silent walker nobody fucking hears him, hes oblivious about this until he starts befriending people who arent ferre and fey (who have learnt to Know he's there, aka pulled a kaz) and they keep getting scared shitless every time he accidentally sneaks up on them 😭

TOOTH FUCKING GAP !!!!! his parents wanted him to get it fixed as a kid, he almost did, someone told him to get it fixed else he wouldn't look proper, suddenly enj doesn't want it fixed anymore and never will <3

fey has a talent to cheer enj up, he just Knows what he needs to feel better, the best friends ever :3

enj is so good at learning new languages so i feel like he would be awesome at sign in the actual signing and understanding part, now the facial expressions? bro is the epitome of .-. so hes actually not suitable for signing in non-casual settings LMAOO 😭

OMG YES AMPUTEE ENJ,,,, to me either he has a leg prosthetic (very proud of it if its been there since he was a kid, or despises it with his whole soul and hides it as much as possible if he got it later in life) or is an arm amputee and would rather chop his one remaining arm off than use a prosthetic lmfao

man im guilty of loving enj with dyed hair, this man cannot enjoy his natural hair color he definitely dyes it always 🥀

enj who cannot deal with Big Feelings and often gets Overwhelmed because he just loves his friends So Much,,, has had meltdowns over this probably my shayla :(

(/pos. Im like, so happy rn.!!!!!! YAYY!!!)

OK BUT IMAGINE,

enj and r are chilling on the couch, each doing their own thing. enj seems very focused on their notebook, so r assumes hes writing a speech or something - only for enj to show him the cutest and childishest drawing (probably a drawing of r himself lol)

"this is... pretty cool, enj, thanks?" (its so out of character for enj to do this so r is very confused)

"im not "enj"!! im (her name) >:("

"you are... who?"

"(her name²)!!! :3 im not supposed to be telling u this tho bc the others will get mad,,"

"...the others???"

"yeah, my friends from my head!!! julien, and ro'pierre, and..." (she lists every alter she knows)

after shes done introducing the whole system, she starts babbling away about whatever, while r is very?? confused??? because what the fuck is going on????? but he lets her yap because what the hell why not

when julien finally switches back in, he remembers little to none of this, and he's going on with his life as normally... until r notices he's back and is like "hey so i met (little) earlier" and julien freaks the fuck out

bonus points if they're already dating when this happens :3

systemjolras

julien - host little of tehm as a kid factive of his dad factive of ferre robespierre introject

feel free to suggest.

plural hcs hell yeah,,, you're gonna regret letting me suggest ts gonna be long i have Thoughts XD

ferre and fey helping factive!ferre choose a new name

f!ferre taking a role as a caretaker but also is the one in charge of logging all the info about their system (which he later on sends to og!ferre)

only fictive they used to have was from a show they watched as a kid (dare i say James or Henri from liberty's kids), said fictive later on fused with little!enj

it was the first time any alters fused so they were very confused on what the fuck happened

(if trans!enj) has an alter that's basically julien if he had never transitioned

said alter used to be a persecutor, and she used to worship their parents a fuckton - basically, the perfect daughter

it wasn't until years later, when f!ferre formed, that she realized she was doing more harm than good

she changed her name (used to go by their deadname), and she worked on improving herself - now she's pretty alright, and has a good relationship with the rest of the sys :)

they used to have pretty short hair, she and robespierre felt weird/dysphoric about it, in the end the system agreed to keep their hair medium-lenght so everyone is half-content at least

robespierre fronting during a protest and being very confused on where the fuck is the guillotine

julien having a time period where his mental health was so bad he wasnt allowed to front on his own

getting so much better at internal communication during said period

julien not missing being so unstable but sometimes feeling lonely bc he became used to not being front alone

lazy as fuck when logging stuff, f!ferre and og!ferre keep track but barely so

pre-syscovery thought they were genderfluid and also thought that one's entire identity was meant to change when their gender did (spoiler: no)

so awkward about coming out as a system

except robespierre. that guy isn't awkward he'd tell everyone if the others didn't keep him from doing so

fey is usually the first person to talk to new alters, most times its not even on purpose hes just coincidentally there at the same time they are

julien crushing on r. the rest of his system are exhausted of the pining

"i l-" "YEAH YOU LOVE GRANTAIRE I KNOW YOU'VE SAID THIS A BILLION TIMES"

definitely has more brainmades than they have counted, because since brainmades dont have a source sometimes they front and think "uh i sure am blurry rn" and keep going with their day