Me, teaching at bird elementary school, which is for birds: okay, now hereâs a thing to help you remember the order of the directions when youâre reading a map
Me: it goes ânever eat sââ
Me: uh
Birds: never eat what?
Me, sweating: uuuuuuhâĻ
Birds: what should we never eat, teacher?
Me, sweating so, so much: neverâĻ eatâĻ ssssssmileyâĻâĻâĻâĻ words?
Me, internally: nailed it















