#nerf blasters

based on Forsaken and Pressure.

I didn't really factor in the idea of there being in-game stuff you can unlock by buying these but I guess it'd just be a Chance skin in Forsaken and extra respawn tokens / Kroner or a unique jumpsuit in Pressure

sam:

Nerf wars are supposed to be fun! Right?

Usually they are! Until you take a family full of child soldiers, emotional constipation, and trauma; give them toy guns and tell them to go.

You've doomed yourself from the beginning!

Of course no one started this intentionally. It was just supposed to be a... joke.

Jason started it.

Because of course he did!

Saw video of someone rigging a Nerf gun and said "Bitch, I can do better". Jason proceeded to create a Nerf gun that shot Nerf darts like paintball.

Now that he had a demon Nerf gun, he had to test it out. On Tim.

"He won't be THAT pissed off."

Famous fucking last words

Tim gets hit ONCE and then declares war.

Now, I don’t know if anyone knows this about Timothy Drake, but the man is a literal genius. Who decided to use his smarts to create something that would blow Jason’s "weapon of mass annoyance" out of the water.

This man build a custom Nerf gun. That fucker leaves bruises.

Tim then builds a team...

So my first one is here

Nerf hammershot I got on sale on black friday

I replaced the trigger with a steel one and the hammer with a more ergonomic steel piece

I also replaced the cylinder with one that holds 6 shots instead of five and installed a higher tension spring

Let me talk about my life for a minute, aka the fact that my family has the best yearly tradition.

Starting when I was about 10 years old my family started to do a Christmas Eve nerf battle and banquet, every year we got new nerf guns and we’d go into my sisters basement and shoot each other

Due to covid this year, we unfortunately were not able to do this, along with several other family events. So we decided to make up for it

With a nerf war

On Wednesday July 21st we will be renting a hall, setting up a huge banquet (Popeyes chicken, Caesar salads, cookies, a 10lbs turkey, ghost pepper wings, and more snacks than we could ever eat)

And then the war begins

Every person for themselves, every household is bringing their Arsenal of nerf guns, bows, swords and shields

We’ve collected over 5000 bullets for the occasion.

We made trailers for the event of me and my family threatening each other, (and my mom doing witchcraft)

And finally with only a few days remaining. We’ve started to send each other photos of our arsenal.

This is ours. We also have a few fake snowballs for good measure

And this is my sisters