#nefarious headcanons

Why do you guys do these things to me

Crow: He completely froze when you took your last breath in his arms, succumbing to your bullet wounds. Something changed in Crow that day. Something snapped inside of him that day. His heart died with you. He became this genocidal maniac with no regard for life anymore. If you couldn't live then he'd make sure noone else did.

Becky: Like Crow, she's vengeful. Seeing you impaled through your stomach and slowly bleed out while she couldn't get to you and help you completely broke her. She was determined to avenge you, no matter the cost.

Malice: she couldn't get over it. How could she? She was more in agony than anything else. She tried to drink herself to death, but alcohol could never make her forget about what she saw.

Scorpior: They held your lifeless body, unable to process what's happening. They stared....and they stared....and then gently placed you down. They have a reason to kill....and they'll do it.

Mechano: He just. Grieves like a normal person, he's not vengeful. He knows that no amount of damage he could do in the world would bring you back.

Crow: Bro he is just as adventurous as you, you wanna go scout out a haunted mansion and get attacked by ghosts so you have to s u c c them up with a vacuum cleaner? Done. You wanna go to the bottom of the ocean and fight a shark? Of course! No idea is stupid to him because he's 65% a himbo, just lacking the buff requirement

Mack: You know what? He's down for it most of the time when it's not dangerous to you, he's got a bunch of lives but you don't. He plays it pretty safe most of the time but not when it comes to ghosts. "FUCK YOU GOATMAN"

Mayapple: She'd love to go with you when she isn't busy with work! There are a few things that scare her about the places you'll go but that's what her sword and power armor is for.

Becky: What_the_fuck.jpeg She doesn't even remotely understand why you want to go to certain places. But she'll go with you anyway to make sure you don't get killed out there. She has no clue about how you're remotely alive right now.

Malice: She finds it kinda cute how you wanna go all these dangerous places. She doesn't go with you most of the time because it's not her style, but she'll make exceptions for you! She's casted a few protections spells on you so she wouldn't be worried about you getting hurt.

Scorpior: "Scorpior does not understand this form of entertainment but will go with (y/n) anyway!!!" They're armed with an arm cannon so they aren't too worried about something bad happening. They are Scorpior! They will only protect their small s/o!

Dash: oh HELL yeah adventure time, come on grab your bee. He loves going on these adventures with you! Its right up his alley, being dumb after midnight with some packed sandwiches.

Mechano: He just kinda looks at you weirdly when you tell him where you're going. But hey, he's not one to judge, he just wants you to be careful out there.

Guryon: He also would give you a weird look, but would go with you if he feels it's too dangerous for you to go alone. He cares a lot about your safety!!!

Tephra: She did NOT like the idea of you going out to a dangerous place all alone at all. She's too busy with work to ever go with you, so she just sends Kaptain Man and a few guards to look out for you if things get dicey. She would never try to restrict you from leaving, because it's not her choice if you want to go out or not.

Crow: psh. PSH. You think you can give this guy a heartattack????? "You canno- wait no don't drink the grenade fluid it'S CORROSIVE N O-"

Mack: He has never said what the fuck (y/n) so many times in one day before. He's very concerned about your health. "I'm going to eat this WHOLE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN" "dude........what the fuck (y/n)"

Mayapple: UM.PNG? She does not like this one bit!!!! No sir!!! She loves you but she wants you to take better care of yourself and not do this to scare her.

Becky: This is the first time anyone has ever scared her so much. She has to keep you on a LEASH. "I don't how you- AAA- YOU BETTER STOP. S T O P."

Malice: it's funny to her at first but then you started to scare her. She doesn't think it's funny anymore.

Scorpior: UHHH..... SCORPIOR IS CONCERNED!!!!! Please stop scaring them it's not nice and they wanna cry but they can't

Dash: you think he won't do the same back to you? Foolish

Mechano: he just thinks it's just games you like to play and that you'll never actually get yourself hurt.

Guryon: this guy on the other hand? You scare him, he cares so much about your safety that he has to have multiple talks with you about it.

Tephra: she's a sort of "if you keep trying to get yourself killed I will oblige and kill you first" person but she'd never actually do that.

Sure thing! (Also disclaimer, the specific cultural events that I use in this list are NOT canon, I'm just a sappy bitch)

Mack: He had to hype himself up to propose to you, this man is really struggling beforehand. He had the ring ready and everything but he just. Had no clue when the right time would be or what to say. Finally, the moment arrived. Y'all were in full view of the annual Macro City firework show, and that's when he proposed to you!

The wedding day finally came and he was just as nervous, he looked his absolute best and everything was pretty well planned. He probably cried when you both said your vows.

Dash: Look at this overly confident motherfucker right here. He was so nonchalant about it, he knew exactly what he was gonna say and when to say it! He proposed at the Insektian Fall Harvest Festival, and definitely made a fool of himself. Whether he missaid a word, or just tripped when getting on one knee, it was hilarious.

Wedding rolls around, he is TOTALLY not nervous. (yes he is) He paced around while getting ready, hoping he doesn't trip and fall like he did at the festival. Surprise! He didn't fall! You exchanged vows, the after party was rockin', it was great!

Guryon: Honestly, he doesn't want to make a big deal out of it and put you on the spot in public. So he'd propose on Christmas when you're both exchanging gifts. He put the ring in a box with a sweet note to you on the wrapping paper and patiently waited for you to open it.

The wedding would be a pure white winter wedding. (Because it's always winter in winterdown) Nothing really went wrong. It was a good day all around!

Kaptain Man: It's manly to cry while proposing, shut up. He proposed to you under the same cherry blossom tree he confessed his love to you a few years ago. This man made and read out a whole poem to you before getting on one knee, I'm telling you guys, gals, and nonbinary pals he's a keeper.

WHY DO YALL KEEP DOING THIS TO THEM????

Crow: Oh boy. That’s all I’ve got to say to you. This boy will not hold back even if you two are dating. He doesn’t want to be seen as soft! He’ll probably flirt with you mid-battle to throw you off, and if he wins, he’ll “kidnap” you along with whoever he just captured. He has a pretty easy time switching back and forth from on-work to off-work if that’s any consolation.

Scorpior: This is the opposite “oh boy” spectrum as Crow. He really, really doesn’t want to fight you. And most times… he won’t. He’ll be too panicked about the possibility of hurting you to worry about you saving the princess/saving the animals/etc. Be prepared to give him a hug and a kiss and tell him that he’s a great villain no matter what anyone says.

Dr. Mechano: He’ll often give you tips mid-battle (not things that will specifically beat him, more general things like positioning) and he’s always urging you to keep training to improve your skills. He says he’s doing the same and that he doesn’t want you to fall behind.

Malice: Oh you best believe she will not be merciful in battle. You’re a strong hero now, why should she go easy on you? She doesn’t bring the work life into the home life often and won’t treat you differently at home. Buuuut she will use your weaknesses she’s learned against you.

Becky: How did you get her to date you??? Either way, she’s not merciful just like Malice. She always makes sure your have extra lives before your fights so she doesn’t send you into the great land of game overs. She makes her distaste for your career known.

Crow- You’d think Crow wouldn’t have a single lovey-dovey thought in him by seeing him kidnap princesses and being very absorbed in personal projects, but he’s actually a huge cuddle bug when it’s just him and his s/o.

Scorpior- He doesn’t understand dating??? He asks the other villains on love advice because he was strictly built for combat he really doesn’t want to screw things up

Mechano- He’d take his s/o out on at least once-every-two-weeks fancy dinners and build things for them in their honor.

Mack- Mack’s pretty open to most any kind of romantic outing, but his favorite’s staying at home and watching a movie with his s/o.

Dash- Dash’s chitty-chatty as kingdom come, and he loves hearing about his s/o’s day! He also tries to do things his s/o would do but he might mess them up just because he’s overexcited to help

Guryon- He loves making home-cooked meals for his s/o and loves when they can help him out!

Apoidea- Apoidea’s usually pretty swamped by her kingdom work and trying to keep everything afloat, so it’s little things- a cup of tea on her desk, a note that says how much she means to her s/o- she really loves.